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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:08 am

My wife's breasts got bigger during her pregnancy.
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:41 am

yea but I bet they sprayed you every time you had sex
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:41 am

Yeah, my wife's breasts got larger, but no major lactating issues. That chick must have breasts like a 14 years old.

I will say, I like pregnant broads. It's not a full on fetish, but it's not a problem, at all, for me. WTF is a "pillow princess" though?
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Post by eCat » Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:03 pm

pillow princess: A woman, usually in a of a curious/bisexual context, who wants to experience pleasure from oral sex, but who is unwilling to reciprocate.

That happened to a friend of mine - just broke up with her man so she decided to go to a Lesbian bar for a self esteem pickup. Met a woman, went back to her place, made out for a bit and then went down on her for a long time - her first experience. After the woman came, she hugged her, got dressed and left.

That was her last experience with women. She was like , shit, a man would do that.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Owlman » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:53 pm

That's a 68'er
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:49 pm

eCat wrote:pillow princess: A woman, usually in a of a curious/bisexual context, who wants to experience pleasure from oral sex, but who is unwilling to reciprocate.

That happened to a friend of mine - just broke up with her man so she decided to go to a Lesbian bar for a self esteem pickup. Met a woman, went back to her place, made out for a bit and then went down on her for a long time - her first experience. After the woman came, she hugged her, got dressed and left.

That was her last experience with women. She was like , shit, a man would do that.
OK, I must admit, I'm a little confused. A friend of yours was not gay, went to a gay bar, bounced with a lezbo chick back to her place, ABC'd the clit to completion then left? Or was it that the lez went down on her to completion and lezbo left? If it's the former, then your friend is not a pillow princess, right? I'm now so confused.

Anyway, as a side note, it's obvious Preggy McCraigslist doesn't want any gentlemen callers because she feels it'll be cheating if it's a guy. That's one thing women have over men...because her situation is much hotter than the horrible thought of me getting blown by a dude.
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Post by aTm » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:07 pm

Sounds like friend went down on a the lesbian, and after it was over the apparent "pillow princess" said "thanks, I'm out, don't call me ill call you" leaving the curious yet still unsatisfied friend in a rage.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:16 pm

Why analyze it you dipshits?

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 07, 2012 12:37 am

I have to analyze it to see if it's hot. So far, my confusion is getting in the way of me finding it arousing. I'm complicated.
aTm wrote:Sounds like friend went down on a the lesbian, and after it was over the apparent "pillow princess" said "thanks, I'm out, don't call me ill call you" leaving the curious yet still unsatisfied friend in a rage.
OK, I think I have it. The chick at the bar is seemingly the "pillow princess" in e's scenario...granted she may have been bi or bi-curious the same as the low self-esteemed broad. Got it. So, the last thing I need to know is if e's friend is even mildly hot.
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Post by eCat » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:42 am

she was, but she smokes and loves Jim Beam so at 42, she is starting to put on some pretty serious city miles. I still find her attractive but you guys wouldn't.

What sucks is the pillow princess ruined any chance of her and my wife hooking up.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:20 am

Now, that's the info I needed to know. I'll just mentally subtract 7 years from her face and we're all good.
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 07, 2012 7:39 pm

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:02 pm

Denise Milani will not be forgotten.
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:15 pm

She's the chick that U*NC prof claims he thought he was meeting in Columbia when he somehow ended uf with a couple of kilos of coke in his luggage.
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Post by Cats rule » Sat Dec 08, 2012 12:29 pm

AugustWest wrote:She's the chick that U*NC prof claims he thought he was meeting in Columbia when he somehow ended uf with a couple of kilos of coke in his luggage.
i can see how the thought of hooking up w/ her could leave a fellow addled....

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Post by Bklyn » Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:30 pm

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Post by eCat » Sun Dec 09, 2012 1:49 pm

30 minutes of hot water running is pissing me off

My son is going to have to stop jackin it in the shower.

I never could do that anyways. I'm not sure how you can do it standing up. I'd lose my balance and fall over
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:10 pm

You use the other hand for balance by bracing yourself on the shower rod or against the wall
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Post by eCat » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:11 pm

Do they make waterproof tablets? How do you watch porn in the shower?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Dec 09, 2012 3:26 pm

Well, shower action would need to be based on fantasy instead of viewing.
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