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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Sat Dec 01, 2012 2:19 am

eCat thinking, where was this when I was in college
Harvard to welcome kinky sex club for students
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/29/ha ... -students/
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:30 am

Owlman wrote:eCat thinking, where was this when I was in college
Harvard to welcome kinky sex club for students
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/29/ha ... -students/

I want to see that on a resume one day
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:37 pm

nothing is more frustrating to me than going out to a new restaurant, it sucks but you still drop decent jack on the meal.

The boy and I skipped lunch today so we decided we wanted to go out to a buffet tonight. We both can't deal with the crowd at Golden Corral so I went out to the internet and found the "New Country Buffet" out by Kings Island. So we all pile into the car and drive out there only to find out its now a Sushi/Seafood buffet called Kyogin.

Fuck it, I can get my calamari on, lets eat. We go in, sit down and and its a goddamned chinese buffet - and a bad one at that. You know the kind that buy their deserts frozen from the same place and their salad bar has banana pudding between the lettuce and onions. Their idea of seafood is crab salad and 4 different kinds of fried shrimp - one of them is some kind of batter dipped bullshit with the legs, tail and shell still on. I call that Lazy Chinese Surprise.

Ugh..I go out to eat with my family so infrequently that tis sucks ass when we choose wrong. From now on its Cracker Barrel or Maggiano's.

This place had no worries about me been here 4 hower, you go now. I didn't even get seconds.

Yea, I know, I could have got up and left but there were no other buffets around other than Golden Corral (on a saturday night at 6:30 ? no f'ing way)
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:51 pm

Frisches Breakfast Bar.

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Post by hedge » Sat Dec 01, 2012 8:57 pm

"This place had no worries about me been here 4 hower, you go now."

Damn, you're even speaking chinee after that meal...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sat Dec 01, 2012 9:06 pm

LMAO!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:45 am

chinese food makes me sick
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:46 am

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If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sun Dec 02, 2012 2:53 pm

Is Dot singing that awful LFO song?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 02, 2012 9:53 pm

I've been in the bathroom all day and I'm switching between freezing and sweating.

shrimp is my kryptonite
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:02 pm

Shrimp is fine. It's walking into crazy Chinese buffets that's the problem.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:04 pm

they had crawfish on the buffet but they didn't call them crawfish, they had them labeled as "baby lobsters"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:30 pm

lol
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:35 pm

I went hard last night and didn't stop until 5:00 a.m. Today has been rough, but I was feeling better for a bit. I ended up grabbing some sushi with some friends before leaving Greenville this evening. The sushi was not a good idea.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:59 pm

Why would you go for sushi on the tail of a go-hard night? Start the day with Sausage McMuffins, end your day with pizza and plenty of Coca Cola in between.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AugustWest » Mon Dec 03, 2012 12:02 am

no kidding.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:41 am

Mmmmmmm......Shrimp

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:55 am

eCat wrote:I've been in the bathroom all day and I'm switching between freezing and sweating.

shrimp is my kryptonite

Oh now, don't be shellfish about it.


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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:16 pm

There's an ad that just started showing up here that might be directed at eCat. It's a Chili's banner that says "It's better than Chinese"
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:14 pm

Bklyn wrote:Why would you go for sushi on the tail of a go-hard night? Start the day with Sausage McMuffins, end your day with pizza and plenty of Coca Cola in between.
I did Bojangle's around 1:00 p.m. The church-goers who were in there for Sunday lunch looked at my buddies and I like we were the Devil's own.
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