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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:20 am

vodky's disgusting. tastes like rotten cantaloupe
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:00 am

Why would you eat rotten cantaloupe?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:03 pm

With eggnog you can't taste the alcohol which subconsciously leaves your guard down...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:05 pm

Sardis is a fucking genius!
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Post by eCat » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:48 am

sardis wrote:With eggnog you can't taste the alcohol which subconsciously leaves your guard down...



eggnog = Xmas Roofies
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:41 pm

Well...theres the eggnog I'm drinking, and the eggnog others are drinking. You can definitely taste the alcohol in mine...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:02 pm

I don't believe in mixing dairy with alcohol. I'm sorta like an alcoholic Jew.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:03 pm

I'll bet your a big hit at The Greensteins annual wine & cheese holiday party.
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Post by hedge » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:39 pm

"Well...theres the eggnog I'm drinking, and the eggnog others are drinking. You can definitely taste the alcohol in mine..."

Ditto. The heart-wrenching question around here when it comes to eggnog is: Bourbon or rum?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:53 pm

Who the fuck cares?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by goldenbear » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:38 pm

I care Rat I am here
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:49 pm

You seem to be everywhere.
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Post by eCat » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:37 am

maybe we should start calling him Godlenbrea?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:11 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:14 pm

She's hot...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:08 pm

The Pacific Northwest has always had that good green.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:34 pm

There is no difference between cheap or expensive eggnog you buncha elitist pricks.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:46 pm

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.... I type the recipe as I was making the case, so here goes....

1 cup sugar,
1 tsp. baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tsp. salt ,
1 cup brown sugar,
Lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
Nuts,
1 bottle Vodka,
2 cups dried fruit.

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat


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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:12 pm

That's my kind of cake. My favorite part: "Don't forget to beat off the turner."
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:46 am

It reminded me of a tiramisu I made for a board meeting at my house. I use Kalua (sp) and Brandy. When I went to sprinkle the brandy over, it was a full bottle and heavy so upturned--well I wasn't letting all that work go to waste so served it---I am still known for my Tiramisu that could cause a DUI!
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