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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:03 am

Well, it still sounds like you and your friend polished off close to a fifth each. That's definitely at my top end of capacity. I've been to AA meetings where these guys talk about drinking a half gallon at a sitting. I know it's not technically a half gallon, but 1.75 liters is close enough. I can't even imagine drinking that much whiskey in one sitting, I would definitely pass out way before the bottle was empty...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:09 am

I do remember how dashing, witty and charming I thought I was after I was fully into the Valley of the Deer.

According to my wife, however, I may have not have been the best judge of such things at that moment.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:11 am

This was over a number of hours - 7 or so (memory fades).

It was the top end of my limits, even with the food and the extended time.

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Post by hedge » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:14 am

My problem with liquor is that I don't drink it with food. A good base beforehand is always a good idea, but if I'm drinking liquor, I'm generally not eating. I don't even drink beer much with food. Wine is a different story...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:16 am

I've put Skyy in a Goose bottle a few years back for some snotty vodka drinkers.

Pinnacle is my cheap vodka of choice now. It would pass the test if mixed with something for about 98% of snooty vodka people.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:17 am

Not me. I can eat a steak and have whisky as my only beverage.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:47 am

Wine with fruit loops is awesome

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Post by Bklyn » Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:58 am

Ciroc is Puff Daddy's vodka. I had it for the first time about a month ago when my Mom brought me a bottle back from her St Maarten hajj. It was alright, but I was making vodka and cranberries with it. I don't care much for martinis.

Personally, I drink tequila more than anything nowadays and if I do vodka it's Tito's.
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Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:16 pm

I haven't pulled off a good drunken binge yet over the holidays, but sis is rolling into town this afternoon. I am sure things are about to change.

Plus, tomorrow is Saturday. Carolina plays Maryland at 3, and then South Carolina plays Clemson at 7. I am going to stock up on Gatorade to drink that night so I don't want to die on Sunday.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:03 pm

I have a couple of bottles of Russian Vodka, haven't opened them yet but the bottles are gorgeous.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:29 pm

Hey Stranger

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Post by eCat » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:28 pm

I don't like Absolut anymore.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:45 pm

What happened?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:09 pm

I am fucked up. Kiss my ass, mother fuckers. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Post by eCat » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:17 pm

hedge wrote:What happened?
oh nothing in particular - just that absolut just seems so harsh compared to the others.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:18 pm

Drink Eggnog, shiteaters.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 24, 2012 12:15 am

DS is drunk. Hide your cows.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:59 pm

So true.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:55 am

Tito's has been the vodka of choice lately...
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