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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:43 pm

Beat me to it. Heh.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by sardis » Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:01 pm

make me an offer. The 10 year old could be had pretty cheap.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:43 am

I took my 12 yr old daughter trail riding yesterday and posted some pictures on facebook.

So she asked me to change her profile picture of her riding the quad and I did. She doesn't use facebook, matter of face when she logged on she had about 30 friend requests.

So anyways, I'm looking at her page and is has a so-n-so friend has answered a question about you - one of those auto generating things that appear in facebook and the question was "what is <insert my daughters name> favorite sexual position?

which I'm sure gave my mom a heart attack after her going there to look at the trail riding pics

I guess that is what we get for giving a 12 year old a facebook page
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by crashcourse » Mon Oct 22, 2012 10:00 am

lol

sad part is you need to have her on the pill in 2 years

and I tell that to every parent with a 14 yo daughter

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:05 am

...and get the HPV vaccine. Also, explain to her the STI dangers of unprotected oral sex and the STI and long term cancer impacts of unprotected anal.

(maybe that last one can wait until she's 17...Jesus, I'm freaking out and my daughter is only 2)
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by aTm » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:09 am

Maybe Hedge can take care of those little talks for you.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Bklyn » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:11 am

NFW

My daughter won't be going to college in North Carolina as a result of Hedge.
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:47 am

He'll be dead by then.

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Post by crashcourse » Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:48 am

lol

I mean RIP hedge

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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:25 pm

The MIF had both her daughters vaccinated for HPV and on the pill by the time they were 15...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by eCat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:26 pm

I think my daughter is as pure as driven snow, she gets on to me when I curse in front of her, has never watched South Park or even Family Guy, loves animals,etc.

Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:25 pm

My oldest is 15. I've been telling her mom she needs to be on the pill for a year now if she inherited my sex drive. Obviously her mom thinks she inherited hers cause she ain't on in yet.

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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:27 pm

"Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15"

How old is she now? They become a whole different species b/w 12 and 15...
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Post by eCat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:28 pm

hedge wrote:"Even with all that, we are putting her on the pill when she is 15"

How old is she now? They become a whole different species b/w 12 and 15...

she is 12
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:31 pm

My youngest is 12 too. Not even a thought at this point.

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Post by hedge » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:33 pm

It starts slow, but then one day you wake up and you're like "who is this person living with me?" That will happen when, for example, she laughs knowingly at some sexual reference on TV. Not to say that she really knows what they're talking about from experience, but it will be the kind of thing her and her friends will have been discussing and texting about. Her body might not be there yet, but her mind will be. And where the mind is, the body will soon follow. Don't fret, you'll be looking back and laughing at yourself by the time she's in college. To say nothing of when you're minding the grandkids...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:36 pm

How many kids has Hedge had? (I mean something HE actually created & didn't just lure into his candy van)
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Post by eCat » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:36 pm

I'm already having serious headaches with the boy at 14.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by hedge » Mon Oct 22, 2012 1:50 pm

I admit that the sexual activity of the MIF's girls has not concerned me. The older one I'm pretty sure didn't lose her virginity until she was 19, so she never caused any worries. The younger one was a different story, though. I'm sure I would've felt differently about it if she was my biological daughter or even if I had been around since she was a toodler, but I didn't even meet her until she was 9, and I could already tell she was sneaky, devious and willful. So her trajectory as she entered her teen years was no surprise at all...
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Re: MIT Engineers

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Oct 22, 2012 2:02 pm

hedge wrote:I admit that the sexual activity of the MIF's girls has not concerned me. The older one I'm pretty sure didn't lose her virginity until she was 19, so she never caused any worries. The younger one was a different story, though. I'm sure I would've felt differently about it if she was my biological daughter or even if I had been around since she was a toodler, but I didn't even meet her until she was 9, and I could already tell she was sneaky, devious and willful. So her trajectory as she entered her teen years was no surprise at all...
Is she 16? If so, send her my way...
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