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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:45 pm

he must have been in some serious pain
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:17 pm

Looks like CNNSI is back in the message board business. Although when I tried to register "Jungle Rat" it said that name was not allowed.

http://www.fannation.com/message_boards ... omment_div

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:34 pm

that format is harsh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:45 pm

awful
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:02 pm

Yes, I still miss HTML.
Let 'er Blow!

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:34 pm

If he can cut his lawn he can go without percs

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:38 pm

DS needs his mom to stop tagging him in family pics she posts on facebook.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:29 pm

Please send me some percocets...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:06 pm

last night my wife and celebrated our anniversary. We went to a local place where we ordered steaks off the menu that didn't have a price.

My steak was $80, hers was $74.

All said and done I dropped $260 for the dinner.

All I could think about on the way home was how I could have spent that money on something else that would have given me much more pleasure than a hunk of meat.

She felt the same way. I take no shame in saying we're more comfortable in a Cracker Barrel than we'll ever be in a high end place like last night. It may very well be the last time we ever go to a place like that again. I just can't get excited about food at that price, no matter the quality or presentation.

Today, to make matters worse, the kids are out of the house now until late tomorrow which would usually mean a porn induced sex lube fest, at least for 30 minutes anyways but she has a migraine that she thinks was caused by the dry rub on the steak. I get to change the oil in my mower instead.

Chicken Fried Chicken ain't ever caused me to lose out on pussy.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:47 pm

You don't even want to know how much we spent on our anniversary dinner this year. I thought it was worth every penny and easily one of the top 3-4 meals of my life but my wife, even though she knew it would be a huge number, was pretty bummed out when we got the bill.

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Post by eCat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:58 pm

yea, I'm not sure what kind of meal I'd have to have to say it was one of the top 5 meals in my life. Eating out just doesn't register with me like that.

I mean I'm sure the steaks were good but I just don't have a sophisticated enough palate to appreciate 65 day old aged meat cooked in rosewine blah blah blah - I'd just as soon get a porterhouse at the local butcher shop for $15, throw it on the grill with some hickory chips and eat that.

For me to enjoy the meal, it has to be an event - like with a group of friends , wedding - something like that and then the meal itself becomes memorable. I wouldn't have minded paying whatever I paid last night if the night was memorable beyond just having a steak the size of a brick.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Cletus » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:07 pm

We were at Alinea which is definitely an event. It's not for everyone but I love that kind of stuff. That said, Alinea is a once every five years or so type of place.

https://content.alinearestaurant.com/html/index.html

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Owlman » Sat Oct 27, 2012 2:37 pm

eCat wrote:last night my wife and celebrated our anniversary. We went to a local place where we ordered steaks off the menu that didn't have a price.

My steak was $80, hers was $74.

All said and done I dropped $260 for the dinner.
80 freakin dollars!!!!

I've never eaten an $80 dollar steak. For an $80 dollar steak, the waitress better be giving me a blow job
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:04 pm

I had Arbys for lunch.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Sat Oct 27, 2012 3:27 pm

Nachos and a couple of beers.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:17 pm

I didn't know what the price was and I thought it would be tacky to ask
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:45 pm

Was is a Ruby place? They all are like that. If so ya shoulda asked for my VIP card. Saves ya 50%.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:58 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Was is a Ruby place? They all are like that. If so ya shoulda asked for my VIP card. Saves ya 50%.

yea, it was Carlo and Johnnys
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:59 pm

s but she has a migraine that she thinks was caused by the dry rub on the steak.
Seems legitimate...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:08 pm

eCat wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:Was is a Ruby place? They all are like that. If so ya shoulda asked for my VIP card. Saves ya 50%.

yea, it was Carlo and Johnnys
That's right down the street from me. I like that place. I can stuff myself & walk home just like the Inn.

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