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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:21 am

Well...yeah.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Wed Oct 03, 2012 11:08 pm

We have a couple of squids on here don't we? Would the Navy be real happy about paying for this class?

http://www.newsobserver.com/2012/10/02/ ... ss-at.html
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by billy bob bocephus » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:50 pm

We have a couple of squids on here don't we? Would the Navy be real happy about paying for this class?
I reckon if you can tell the difference between a 3" destryer gun from a 16" battle ship gun you should get a passing grade ... it's not like its the brown shoe Navy

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:41 pm

Jay Bilas starts a twitter poll: Easiest college class you ever took?

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/1 ... class.html
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:55 pm

So Bilas took a class on how to masturbate?


and why in the fuck is a dookie carrying water for U*NC? Did he enjoy those ass-rapings by the heels while he was in Durham?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by T Dot O Dot » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:57 pm

at the University of Toronto professors used to post exam grades outside lecture room doors. I used to patrol the halls looking for grade sheets that had an inordinate amount of B+ & A grades in order to find bird course electives

Astronomy 101 was the ticket

one project where we had to chart the position of the moon for each day of 1 week and a final exam where the prof chose 150 multiple choice questions from an existing pool of 300 questions. A couple buddies of mine got their hands on the prior 6 final exams and we puzzled together 95% of the possible questions that could be on our final.

We were all done 30 minutes into the final.... good times.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:36 am

Hey hey, Harrison twins are CATS. The Big Blue Machine rolls on.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:35 am

"and why in the fuck is a dookie carrying water for U*NC?"

Because he honestly thinks getting one's nuts in a wad over the issue of easy classes like the wuffies do is total bullshit? Just a thought..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:45 pm

Which part of "it's not about easy classes" dont you fucking get? everybody has easy classes including State. Hell, Duke is the home of the 90 hour sociology degree with a third of the courses taken at NCCU. Not everybody sets up no-show classes specifically for athletes, not everybody changes grades and forges signatures to keep athletes eligible, not everybody has over a hundred tutors writing papers for athletes, not everybody gives athletes "A's" for papers literally copy and pasted off the internet, not everybody sets up a whole system of classes designed to keep athletes eligible, not everybody sets up a one-off class in the NROTC dept to give athletes an easy grade, not everybody issues whatever credit hours needed on a given course to keep athletes eligible, not everybody has a 100% graduation rate for athletes that are 60% academic committee cases, not everybody have gone since 1973 without a single athlete being ruled ineligible due to academics, and mostly not everybody has spent 30 years bragging about a special "carolina way" which is simply cheating your ass off and doing whatever it takes to keep jocks on the field/court. That is what this is about.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:50 pm

Sure they do...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:01 pm

hedge wrote:Sure they do...

sure who what?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Oct 05, 2012 2:12 pm

Huh?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:59 pm

When?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:28 am

since 1973...pay attention

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:44 pm

i'm shocked crow hasn't returned. if unc's impending doom coupled w/ uk's dominant run through the tourney can't entice him out, he just might be dead as this board

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:25 pm

We can only hope.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:16 pm

I see him occasionally on The Cats Pause
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Oct 09, 2012 9:28 pm

Does he still pull an oxygen tank behind him?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by AugustWest » Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:07 pm

http://northcarolina.scout.com/a.z?s=78 ... 28260.html

UNC’s recruitment of Mocksville (N.C.) Davie County 2014 twins Caleb and Cody Martin reached a different level on Saturday. They took their first visit to Chapel Hill as UNC targets.


aaand on Wednesday they commit to NC State.
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