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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AugustWest » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:26 pm

max protect your qb, run the ball down their throats for three quarters then blow 'em out in the forth.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by 10ac » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:44 pm

I think that was that other guy. He was only married to her on tv.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AugustWest » Fri Sep 14, 2012 10:48 pm

Dont inject reality or common sense into Rat's world.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sat Sep 15, 2012 3:24 pm

AugustWest wrote:max protect your qb, run the ball down their throats for three quarters then blow 'em out in the forth.
They have chosen to ignore your advice. Mostly because they don't have the personnel to do it... something to do with poor recruiting along the O line and having undersized running backs and being "young", again.

So far it's working though, 28-21 AU.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:55 am

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:38 am

I just did something I rarely do and checked the Auburn message boards. They are a riot. There was a thread entitled: "What LSU won't be ready for." Here are some posts. Never let it be said that Auburn fans can't laugh at ourselves.

Posted: Yesterday 7:01 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
The score being all tied up at kickoff.

Posted: Yesterday 7:05 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
The high nutrient content in our grass.

Posted: Yesterday 7:29 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
The lack of a male peep show at our Krystal

Posted: Yesterday 8:36 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
The ear-splitting booing.

Posted: Yesterday 8:46 AM
Re: LSU won't be ready for
10 yard cushion's and one armed tackle's on every play

Posted: Yesterday 9:15 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
Being stared at and thrown to by the opposing QB.

Posted: Yesterday 9:18 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
I'm hoping they won't have to be ready for our fans singing It's Great to Be An Auburn Tiger at halftime.

Posted: Yesterday 9:20 AM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
Fans without aggravated assault records.

Posted: Yesterday 2:24 PM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
Their RB's being winded after so many long runs.

Posted: Yesterday 2:41 PM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
Perfectly thrown balls right to their DB's.

Posted: Yesterday 3:43 PM
Re: LSU won't be ready for
The open availability of seats with great views of the field after half time, heck maybe after the 1st quarter.

Posted: Yesterday 5:28 PM
Re: LSU won't be ready for
Our lack of carnies and bearded ladies.

Posted: Yesterday 9:29 PM
RE: LSU won't be ready for
The giant holes that their O-line will be making.....

Posted: Yesterday 9:34 PM
Re: LSU won't be ready for
Hospitality and the English language.

Posted: Yesterday 10:03 PM
Re: LSU won't be ready for
Coach Van Goerder celebrating an epic 1st down stop.

Posted: Today 6:30 AM
Re: LSU won't be ready for
The entire Auburn sideline erupting on a first down pass deflection

That's funny right there I don't care who you are...
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Thu Sep 20, 2012 4:11 am

Heh.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:55 pm

My official prediction: BOHICA.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:16 pm

Auburn has righted the ship.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:59 pm

ICE BERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:42 pm

I'm proud of my team. They played their hearts out and almost beat the #2 team in the country. The front seven of the defense is growing up. They held their own against a powerful LSU running running attack. Frazier had a decent game for a sophomore facing an outstanding defense. His receivers didn't give him much help. We also need some bigger LB's.

We have a chance against some teams left on our schedule that I didn't think we had a chance against - Arkansas, aTm, maybe even GA.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Sep 22, 2012 10:52 pm

Go sleep it off prof. Night.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:04 am

And now for something completely different: this website is taking the Windy City by storm:

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by aTm » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:07 am

Smh
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by AugustWest » Sun Oct 07, 2012 11:16 am

That;s not what Jay is smoking.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by Dr. Strangelove » Sun Oct 07, 2012 12:22 pm

Pat Dye says Coach Chizik is a wonderful man

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:06 pm

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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Oct 07, 2012 4:32 pm

Good God. Finebaum is going to be a hoot tomorrow, and Pat Dye's weekly segment should be epic.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by bluetick » Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:47 pm

Chizik is now making 3 million? Whoa.

It was a lot better deal when Gene and Cam together came in under 2 mil.
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Re: Auburn Tigers

Post by GBJs » Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:22 pm

Just because Tennessee wasn't willing to pay for quality and kept Fulmer in near poverty status.....
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