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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 16, 2012 5:45 pm

BAHAHA!
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:37 am

classic

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:23 pm

today's bible verse (from lamebook)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se ... ersion=NIV
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by AugustWest » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:34 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Post by Bklyn » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:39 pm

eCat wrote:today's bible verse (from lamebook)

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se ... ersion=NIV
Amen.

(emissions like horses? Holy shit, you nasty big-nutted Egyptians)
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by AugustWest » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:02 pm

The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up.
So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through."
He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his friend asks what happened.
He replies, "One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Why don't you go talk to them?"
So the second man starts to walk over. He gets halfway there and turns around.
When he gets back, his friend asks, "Now what happened?"
To this he replies, "Small world."
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:14 pm

lol
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Post by AugustWest » Fri Sep 21, 2012 6:04 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by AugustWest » Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:52 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:05 pm

they fooled me because I thought the second take was gonna be better...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:51 pm

Last night I went out with this hot blonde who moved here from Iowa to work at P&G. We get them from all parts to work here. Anyway, we had a great night and as it progressed I suddenly learned that she had a tattoo of a huge seashell on her inner right thigh. Turns out if you put your nose up to it you can smell the ocean.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:18 pm

Or just fish...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Sep 23, 2012 10:24 pm

You never got your GED did you?
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Post by AugustWest » Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:00 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:45 pm

Piece and love.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by 10ac » Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:53 pm

She has a biker face.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:02 am

Better than a butter face.
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Post by 10ac » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:05 am

Definitely
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Owlman » Tue Sep 25, 2012 12:43 am

face?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by AugustWest » Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:58 pm

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