College Football
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- Jungle Rat
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Re: College Football
If the Bengals don't score a touchdown here you can call it a night.
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Re: College Football
"Its not painful if you expected it."
If it was really rape, you can't get pregnant!
If it was really rape, you can't get pregnant!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
welll the half didn't end as bad as it looked
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
So it wasn't rape?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
it wasn't consensual
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- Jungle Rat
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Re: College Football
So she said
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Re: College Football
Bengals opening a can of whup aiss!!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
even though I complain, this team is miles ahead of the shit we've had to watch in the last 2 decades with maybe the exception of the year Palmer got his leg snapped
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
I thumbed the Bengals!
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
I'm not sure why the Bengals QB continually has the green light to throw downfield for 30 or 40 yard bombs. That has been a big complaint of mine since Marvin Lewis arrived.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football
Better than throwing backwards...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: College Football
Fuck yall cocksuckers
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: College Football
The Bengals have just quit now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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OnlineDave23
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Re: College Football
10 carries? motherfuck...
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: College Football
Thats right, the game is over, shut his ass down!
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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OnlineDave23
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Re: College Football
Fuckin Bungholes...can't even keep it close enough...
The older I get the more I pretty much hate every cocksucker that is making decisions in this world and all of the idiots that root for political parties like sports teams. — aTm
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Re: College Football
AlabamAlum wrote:I'll never forget the first Maui Brackets. Happened the year that Don Sutton announced that Jordan was drafted first.
damn, those 19 words covered more than a decade of TGP posts. well done, sir!
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Re: College Football
This article is really about Goodell, but I loved this section:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/836 ... nfl-week-1Which brings us to Chris Kluwe, the Minnesota punter and a rising young literary stylist. In Maryland, there is a state delegate named Emmett C. Burns Jr. who is not too fond of the gay people and all the marrying they're doing across the landscape, and he would like there not to be any gay people doing any marrying in Maryland, thank you very much. To that end, Burns has come to oppose a question about gay people and their marrying that's on the upcoming state ballot. Brendon Ayanbadejo, a linebacker with the Baltimore Ravens, spoke out publicly in support of same-sex marriage, and Burns fired off a letter to Ravens owner Steve Bisciotti, telling him that he should "inhibit such expression from [his] employee." This prompted Kluwe to write to Burns, explaining to him that the gay people and all the marrying they were up to were very unlikely to affect Burns's life in any material way. Well, except that was not the way Kluwe put it. Instead, after explaining his case on constitutional grounds, and on the grounds of simple human freedom, Kluwe felt obligated to reassure Burns to the effect that:
"They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster."
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: College Football
cockmonster is now officially added to my vocabulary
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
- sardis
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Re: College Football
is that a coming out statement?