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Re: Alabama Crimson Tide

Post by The Gray Ghost » Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:19 pm

No doubt she got the standard AA gratuity for intellect-challenged waitresses.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:31 pm

No "doncha-knows" - I don't know where she's from or her sexual orientation - she was very flirty, so I assume that she was hetero, but it could be that she's discovered being flirty with well-dressed middle-aged men garners a larger tip.

And in her defense, I don't really have a Southern accent, except when I want to.

I gave her a huge tip.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:38 pm

That huge tip must have been excruciating for a Scot like yourself.
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:41 pm

I bet he got some free cheesecake and just felt obligated to do so.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:44 pm

I tip well with good servIce.
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:55 pm

I tip well with good servIce when delivered in a flirtacious manner with large breasts.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:04 pm

That doesn't hurt.
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Post by GBJs » Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:53 am

To the important part of the meal... how were her legs?
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Post by GBJs » Sun Sep 16, 2012 12:24 am

Just a simple Roll Tide!
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Sep 16, 2012 8:31 am

The game was closer than the score. Arkie kinda gave up.
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Post by GBJs » Sun Sep 16, 2012 2:15 pm

I agree AA. It's hard to keep a group of young men motivated when the offense can't move the ball and their defense can't have very much success slowing the other team down. Throw in what is considered by some as a lame duck coach... This is the kind of game Arkansas will remember, and ONE day when they beat Alabama again...

But our walk on players were scoring! It was good to see.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:07 pm

The world's most famous Alabama fan is looking preppie/gangsta these days.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012 ... cart_river
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:13 pm

You really just posted a link on Harvey Updyke so you could comment on his fashion choices? Really?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:34 pm

I was bored.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:35 pm

Please be "bored" on the Auburn thread instead.
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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:43 pm

I thought that Legend was now the world's most famous Bama fan.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:44 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:Please be "bored" on the Auburn thread instead.
Why? You don't mind coming to the Auburn thread to talk about Hansbrough's mom.
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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:47 pm

DooKSucks wrote:I thought that Legend was now the world's most famous Bama fan.
I believe it is Jim from Tuscaloosa
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:56 pm

I thought that Legend was now the world's most famous Bama fan.
I still rank Harvey Updyke as #1, Phyllis from Mulga #2 and Brian Downing as #3. Paul Finebaum is honorable mention.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:58 pm

Professor Tiger wrote:
AlabamAlum wrote:Please be "bored" on the Auburn thread instead.
Why? You don't mind coming to the Auburn thread to talk about Hansbrough's mom.

What are you talking about?
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