Auburn Tigers

[DooKSucks]

Shit. Criminals convict themselves with their own stupidity most of the time.

Child custody and child support cases are going strong with no sign of stopping. Divorce is too. However, family law slows down around here this time of year. Everyone wants to see if they can make it through the holidays and work it out or don't want to rock the boat until after the holidays. That feeling starts around mid-summer and is in full effect by now.

When the first of the year rolls around, the holidays will be over and tax returns will start to come. That's when the money rolls in the door.

[Professor Tiger]

Nice.

[GBJs]

Just in time to pay off the Christmas credit card bills... commercialization wouldn't have it any other way.

[Professor Tiger]

DS, your fellow NC attorneys Mike Niphong and John Edwards set a very low bar for you to exceed.

[Jungle Rat]

Why do you think he's never left the other Carolina? Cousin divorces have risen 64% since 2010.

[Professor Tiger]

Had to work today, and glad I did. Just checked the score.

Wow. We suck.

[GBJs]

Haven't y'all had some good recruiting classes since CGC has been there?

[GBJs]

I hear they're tiring of Ted Roof in Happy Valley...???

[Professor Tiger]

Chizik is now officially in danger of becoming another Fulmer or Richt - excellent recruiter but whose team is usually much less than the sum of is parts.

[Jungle Rat]

He needs to hire quality coaches and let them do their thing. If he can't do that he's done.

[Professor Tiger]

VanGoerder was a great DC and Martinez was a great secondary coach at UGA. They should know what they are doing. The talent is there too.

Weird. The recent attrition of some solid players suggests a lot of internal discord. Until that gets fixed, we are a homecoming team.

[AlabamAlum]

In Chicago. At Harry Carry bar at the Navy Pier. Drunk off my ass.

Chizik is 21-31 (WCN).

[Jungle Rat]

Did you do the traditional 3 tequilla shots at 10 pm Chicago time?

[AlabamAlum]

No, I did Glenfiddich until I couldn't see. Barkeep said he had nevert see someone drink that much gf and still walk ans talk.

[Dr. Strangelove]

The bartender called me. The last 7 shots were pure Natty Lite. He wanted to see if you'd know the difference.

You didn't.

[GBJs]

AA had a good day.

And Prof, the Warhawks are comin'!! Now I ain't sayin' AU will lose... but it would do something two MNCs haven't done. End the UL-M jokes!

[GBJs]

VanGoerder was a great DC and Martinez was a great secondary coach at UGA. They should know what they are doing. The talent is there too.

Weird. The recent attrition of some solid players suggests a lot of internal discord. Until that gets fixed, we are a homecoming team.

A new website is up... keepgenechizik.org...

[Professor Tiger]

In Chicago. At Harry Carry bar at the Navy Pier. Drunk off my ass.

Chizik is 21-31 (WCN).

I haven't been to Harry Caray's new place in Navy Pier, but I loved his restaurant downtown.

Just don't barf from the top of the ferris wheel.

I'm pissed you didn't invite me to join you while you were in town.

[AlabamAlum]

I don't barf.

Are you still in Chicago? I did not know...in Madison now. Nice town.

[Professor Tiger]

Madison is an uber-liberal place. Don't tell anybody you are part of the 1% or they'll throw condoms at you.

And I hit Aliceville in early November. I'm taking a serious look at Eutaw for housing, per your suggestion.