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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by DooKSucks » Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:08 am

Excellent work. The older one is going to cause you a lot of headaches. I don't envy you having to deal with the boyfriends and what not.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:06 pm

Im sure Hedge prefers the younger one.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:50 pm

She'd kick his ass.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:37 pm

Hedge would have loved being in my shoes last night. 5 15 year olds having a sleepover here last night. His DNA would have been easy to find.
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Post by hedge » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:04 am

"Hedge would have loved being in my shoes last night. 5 15 year olds having a sleepover here last night."

You have no idea. The roof of the MIF's sun porch is the favorite sunbathing spot for her kids and all their friends. You could find more actual bathing suit fabric in any edition of the SI swimsuit issue than you could on the roof of that sun porch...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:15 am

and here I am getting excited because I was at Kings Island Wave pool yesterday and watched a 30ish year old woman pull her bathing suit bottom down with the shorts she had over them.

also, hanging out at that pool has me wanting to get a narly tattoo. Every person there over 18 has a tat
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by aTm » Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:57 am

Whats the percentage of population that has a tattoo now? Got to be skyrocketing. When I'm an old man am I gonna be seen as a renegade because I have a weird unmarked body?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:57 am

Or that you were an Orthodox Jew or Muslim.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:16 pm

aTm wrote:Whats the percentage of population that has a tattoo now? Got to be skyrocketing. When I'm an old man am I gonna be seen as a renegade because I have a weird unmarked body?

if I had to guess I'd say its still less than 25%
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:34 pm

I'd say it's closer to 5%...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:37 pm

The correct answer is 15.33 (repeating) %.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:56 pm

goddamn you Leroy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:28 pm

At least I have chicken.....
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:00 pm

Statisticbrain.com sez that 14% of the US population (all ages) has at least one tattoo, and the number for adults between the ages of 18-40 is roughly 40%ish.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:04 pm

I only have one. On the top of my arm.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Mon Aug 27, 2012 11:12 pm

I have a tattoo that i got 44 yrs. ago . university of Tennessee at Chattanooga crosswise on my dick.
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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 am

Was it made in Comic Sans?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:01 am

BigRedMan wrote:Was it made in Comic Sans?

brail
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by sardis » Tue Aug 28, 2012 10:01 am

Those bumps ain't braille...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by 10ac » Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:22 pm

fuckin" pisco
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