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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:05 am

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:07 am

I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by hedge » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:08 am

That look of pride alone would get my vote. Plus, I'm sympathetic to hair loss in 40-something year old men...
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:36 am

hedge wrote:That look of pride alone would get my vote. Plus, I'm sympathetic to hair loss in 40-something year old men...
Hell, what about hair loss in your late twenties?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:40 am

Nope, people who lose hair in their 40's are cool, people who lose hair in their 20's deserve scorn...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:42 am

[personally, I only reserve scorn for those with the huge Marco Rubio comb-overs. It's just a flagrant form of fuckery I can not stand for]

What I love about the shot (excuse the pun) of eCat is that (while his finger is not on the trigger) I think I see the leg of a swingset on the left side of the picture. Nothing like pointing firearms at children...as long as they are carefully out of frame.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:44 am

eCat shot a child on the see-saw just to watch him die.
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Post by DooKSucks » Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:50 am

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:17 pm

I think he's got the selector switch on semi instead of safe should a target of opportunity cross his sector of fire

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:05 pm

What the fuck DS?

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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:14 pm

I have to admit, that picture would be the lead story on the news if I ever fucked up and did something against the law.

I'm resigned to being bald now, even if they had some low cost miracle cure to return my hair, I don't think I'd do it. Hair seems like too much of a hassle at this point in my life. Put the clippers on setting #1 and just knock that shit out.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:22 pm

speaking of guns.............................

Why would the National Weather Service need to purchase large quantities of powerful ammo? That’s the question many are asking after the federal agency followed in the footsteps of the Department of Homeland Security in putting out a solicitation for 46,000 rounds of hollow point bullets.

A solicitation which appears on the FedBizOpps website asks for 16,000 rounds of .40 S&W jacketed hollow point (JHP) bullets, noted for their strength, to be delivered to locations in Ellsworth, Maine, and New Bedford, Mass.

A further 6,000 rounds of S&W JHP will be sent to Wall, New Jersey, with another 24,000 rounds of the same bullets heading to the weather station in St. Petersburg, Florida.

The solicitation also asks for 500 paper targets to be delivered to the same locations in Maine, Massachusetts and New Jersey.

The National Weather Service is is one of six scientific agencies that make up the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA).

The solicitation requires a response by August 21.

The NWS is following its federal counterpart the DHS in securing large quantities of ammo. Back in March,Homeland Security purchased 450 million rounds of .40-caliber hollow point bullets that are designed to expand upon entry and cause maximum organ damage, prompting questions as to why the DHS needed such a large amount of powerful bullets merely for training purposes.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:34 pm

NOAA says it was a clerical error, that it's not for the weather service, but for their "Fisheries Office of Law Enforcement."
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:40 pm

Rogaine will knock out your problem, DS...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:51 pm

So will a hat.

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Post by eCat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:53 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:NOAA says it was a clerical error, that it's not for the weather service, but for their "Fisheries Office of Law Enforcement."

they need hollow point bullets to enforce fishing licenses?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:01 pm

Well, I'm a fan of hollow points, they're safer than balls in tactical situations, but I had no idea that the NOAA had a law enforcement fisheries division, though.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:03 pm

Some of those fish don't fuck around.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Bklyn » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:24 pm

Been rocking a baldy since I passed Cost Accounting in college. I haven't gone to a full head of hair since (besides going a week or two before shaving again early on in my bald headed days).

Now, if I grew it back, I'd be full on Costanza...and even Costanza wears a piece now.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by sardis » Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:47 pm

Geesh, do you think DS used enough hair spray?

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