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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:03 pm

pic from ad that pops up in Sardis' web searc hresults:

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:51 pm

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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:03 pm

Lamar can not be happy she refers to him as "my girl"...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:49 pm

pencil thin eyebrows on a woman are a turnoff to me (not that the lesbo in the pic above has much to turn anyone on).

I like Brooke Shields eyebrows on a woman.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:20 pm

"pencil thin eyebrows on a woman are a turnoff to me"

Really going out on a limb with that one, eCat...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:51 pm

somebody has to be telling these women they look good
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by aTm » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:22 pm

But the ones telling aren't necessarily men.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:47 pm

eCat wrote:somebody has to be telling these women they look good
Agreed. But its not you though. Its not me either but I do have a better shot.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:03 am

eCat wrote:somebody has to be telling these women they look good
Or else barely speaking to them at all...
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by hedge » Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:10 am

Also, you know how it is when the wife or girlfriend asks you if this dress makes her look fat. You never say yes, even if it does. How much less are you going to tell her, now that she doesn't have any eyebrows, that you prefer thick ones? What do you do, hand her a bottle of Rogaine that you've added in a B and a W with a magic marker?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:11 am

how does it get to that.

if you marry a hairy Sasquatch bitch, you'd hope she'd clear it with you before she went Brazilian on her face.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by eCat » Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:45 pm

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Saint » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:18 am

who's the fat kid in the backseat with the rugmuncher?
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Post by AugustWest » Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:14 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by AugustWest » Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:25 pm

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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:00 pm

I'd hit it
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by 10ac » Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:04 pm

Is it real?
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:13 pm

it's not real

my statement still stands
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Post by AugustWest » Sat Aug 25, 2012 9:24 pm

It's real.
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Re: NSFW - Oregon State Beavers

Post by Bklyn » Sun Aug 26, 2012 12:02 am

Real silicone rubber.
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