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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:28 pm

RIP Mr. J.

Say hello to Weezy, the Willis', the first Lionel, and Mr. Bentley. Only Marla Gibbs who played Florence is still alive (and the second Lionel).
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:30 pm

Hated to hear about George Jefferson.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:33 pm

Carry over from the FSU thread: The amazing Jerry Miculek. He uses a revolver. Among other feats, 8 shots in one second. With a revolver.


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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:37 pm

Same guy, slide action semi-auto. 15 rounds 2 seconds.

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:04 pm

So I'm watching REPO GAMES and they asked the question,

"Fashionista's insist that all women should own an LBD. A little black _______. What is the blank?"

The first answer given? DICK
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:24 pm

good luck finding one...

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Post by Owlman » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:26 pm

The REPO guy asking the question was black and his response, "I don't know what that is"
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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jul 24, 2012 9:30 pm

LOL...even funnier.
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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 25, 2012 1:59 pm

"The amazing Jerry Miculek. He uses a revolver. Among other feats, 8 shots in one second. With a revolver."

That guy needs to be put in jail before he kills somebody...
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 25, 2012 2:03 pm

8 shots per second is amazing.

12 shots in 3 seconds, including reload time, is even more spectacular to me. That's him firing 240 shots per minute, 6 shots at a time.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:03 pm

AA, did you see this?



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A man found a dead shark at a Guntersville boat landing Wednesday afternoon. It's unknown how the shark got there or how it died.

Conservation officers, along with marine police and animal control, responded to the scene to investigate. One officer said it may be a bull shark.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:22 pm

so Michael Jackson's estate is worth about $500m now and its all in the free and clear. His will was left to his kids, but apparently that isn't good enough for Jermaine , Janet and Randy, especially with the momma living in a nice mansion.

Randy and Jermaine have asked the Jackson executors to pay their child support and when the executors told them know, they shipped their old mother out to Arizona for a spa treatment, cutting off her contact with the kids. Now Tito's kid, TJ who is 34 years old has custody of the kids. Apparently Randy and Jermaine want momma's mansion and want the executors of the will to quit, while they go to court to prove the will is fake. Supposedly Janet and the oldest kid had a blow up and Janet slapped her and called her a selfish bitch.

That family is beyond fucked up.
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Post by sardis » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:25 pm

Oh yeah, throw $500M in the middle of the living room of the eCat household and see what happens...

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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:27 pm

sardis wrote:Oh yeah, throw $500M in the middle of the living room of the eCat household and see what happens...


sheeyat, you'd see Selma Hayak on my arm and a hair club for men gold membership the next day
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:50 pm

lol
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:19 pm

And I did not see the shark in Guntersville. Has to be a "pet" someone released.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:45 pm

eCat wrote:so Michael Jackson's estate is worth about $500m now and its all in the free and clear. His will was left to his kids, but apparently that isn't good enough for Jermaine , Janet and Randy, especially with the momma living in a nice mansion.

Randy and Jermaine have asked the Jackson executors to pay their child support and when the executors told them know, they shipped their old mother out to Arizona for a spa treatment, cutting off her contact with the kids. Now Tito's kid, TJ who is 34 years old has custody of the kids. Apparently Randy and Jermaine want momma's mansion and want the executors of the will to quit, while they go to court to prove the will is fake. Supposedly Janet and the oldest kid had a blow up and Janet slapped her and called her a selfish bitch.

That family is beyond fucked up.
I think I only followed 65% of that...and I'm fairly smart.

What I do know is that the Jacksons are a fucked up bunch and have been for a minute. Shit, Jermaine Jackson's youngest son (who was conceived with his brother Randy's ex-wife) is named "Jermajesty." Once you see some shameful shit like that, you just know it's time to call CPS. The family never had a chance.
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:18 pm

sardis wrote:Oh yeah, throw $500M in the middle of the living room of the eCat household and see what happens...
Somehow I think his new Jewish relative would end up winning.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:08 pm

jermasty?

oh...my...god
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Re: UCLA Bruins

Post by BigRedMan » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:41 am

It is over for the croc camp. Enough of this nonsense all ready.

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