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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:10 pm

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exactly, but this is a free country...until we aren't
We will always be free. Unless we elect Romney. :o

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:11 pm

You are one of the dumbest mother fuckers ever.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:13 pm

Somehow that doesn't hurt me coming from a dude who sticks his dick in tractor exhaust tailpipes.

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:14 pm

Wow. Did you write that yourself?

horrible
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she is actually going to a house on a lake about an hour south from there. I don't know the name of it.
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:17 pm

my mother-n-laws 5th husband is quite the catch - two lake houses in Birmingham and just sold off his business for serious money. Drives a 911 turbo too.

I expect him to be around a long time - at least a year. They've been on us to go visit them at the lake. I came up with an excuse not to.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:44 pm

Wiz. Sorry for your loss.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 3:58 pm

another gun stat

The most recent FBI figures show just 358 of the 8,775 murders by firearm in 2010 involved rifles of any type (including assault rifles). By comparison, 745 people were beaten to death with only hands that year
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:01 pm

So we don't have a gun violence problem?
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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:02 pm

Hands need to be outlawed. But if you did that...Rat would never have sex again...
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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:19 pm

eCat wrote:another gun stat

The most recent FBI figures show just 358 of the 8,775 murders by firearm in 2010 involved rifles of any type (including assault rifles). By comparison, 745 people were beaten to death with only hands that year
I blame illegal aliens. They're watering down our Anglo-Saxon culture by using los manos instead of pistoles for their murders.

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Post by sardis » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:20 pm

Owlman wrote:'What?' Confused 911 caller outs NYPD spying in NJ

http://news.yahoo.com/confused-911-call ... 32106.html

Wonder how people would feel if they substituted Baptists instead of Muslims?
I think they would ask why are the police concerned about Baptists? Are they afraid that a flash mob of street preaching may break out?
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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:21 pm

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Then it hit me that I don't even know if you guys are bullshitting about the Mexican food there or not.
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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:21 pm

sardis wrote:
Owlman wrote:'What?' Confused 911 caller outs NYPD spying in NJ

http://news.yahoo.com/confused-911-call ... 32106.html

Wonder how people would feel if they substituted Baptists instead of Muslims?
I think they would ask why are the police afraid of Baptists?
they would say- its the roman catholics you need to watch, you dolts!

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Post by sardis » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:24 pm

How much restrictions should you put on the first amendment to protect people?...

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/d ... ich-353774

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:27 pm

Bklyn wrote:So we don't have a gun violence problem?
honestly I don't know. The majority of gun related deaths in America are suicides. If we set that aside, then 40% of gun related deaths are homicides.

Those people with the highest probability of being shot are not random victims but actually acquaintances (family ,friend, lover) of a convicted felon. The city of Chicago has roughly a 73% rate of murderers using handguns with having prior felony convictions. That number would be actually higher if they included juveniles committing murder. Philadelphia's rate is actually higher. DC's is in that same area.

So as I've been saying, to make guns harder for law abiding citizens to obtain isn't the answer. And the idea that Joe Law Abiding citizen suddenly grabs a gun and starts a shooting rampage is false as well.

What the statistic bear out is that if you are going to be a gun related homicide victim, its a very good chance are you're going to be in the 18% of the country's population that lives in the most populated cities, you're going to know your assailant (or at a minimum be in proximity of someone you know that knows the assailant), and he is going to have at least one felony conviction. 42% of all homicides occur in this population zone (68 counties in all) with 81% of the defendants accused of the crime having at least one arrest.

The idea that you have a high or even moderate probability of being fatally shot by an assailant in a random act of violence just doesn't have enough data, IMO, to mandate any serious discussion about limiting guns from the general public.

Eliminating handguns from felons walking the streets would appear to be priority #1 in reducing gun violence in this country. That and tell people to avoid hanging out with them.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:46 pm

Well said Mr. eCat, Esquire
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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:54 pm

those stats are why the Aurora shooter is getting so much press - because he doesn't fit into any of those categories so it scares the shit out of people.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by hedge » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:55 pm

"It is a bit funny we're talking about this. The wife of one of my associates is big in MADD."

Technically drunk driving shouldn't be illegal, but nobody is going to go for that. But as long as you don't harm anyone else, they shouldn't be able to arrest you b/c there's "more of a chance" that you'll harm someone. If you're going by that standard, make it illegal to drink any amount and drive...

"cheap and widely available heroin is keeping meth from making a comeback in our area"

Needless to say, heroin and meth should definitely not be illegal...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by eCat » Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:58 pm

I know heroin is keeping our court dockets full where I live. There is definitely job security in the criminal justice system as long as there is a war on drugs
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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