Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue May 17, 2011 3:28 pm

Tuesday, November 29
Miami at Purdue
Northwestern at Georgia Tech
Illinois at Maryland
Michigan at Virginia
Clemson at Iowa
Duke at Ohio State

Wednesday, November 30
Indiana at NC State
Penn State at Boston College
Florida State at Michigan State
Virginia Tech at Minnesota
Wake Forest at Nebraska
Wisconsin at North Carolina

Since 2000, the ACC (10) and the Big Ten (nine) have combined for 19 Final Four appearances and six national titles: North Carolina (2009 and 2005), Maryland (2002), Duke (2001 and 2010) and Michigan State (2000). The ACC leads in NCAA Tournament victories (355), NCAA Tournament winning percentage (.665), and Final Four appearances (44) while the Big Ten is first in Tournament appearances (203).

Challenge Results by School:

ACC W-L
Boston College 5-0
Clemson 8-4
Duke 11-1
Florida State 6-6
Georgia Tech 4-7
Maryland 9-3
Miami 1-3
North Carolina 6-6
NC State 5-6
Virginia 6-5
Virginia Tech 2-4
Wake Forest 9-2

Big Ten W-L
Illinois 5-7
Indiana 3-7
Iowa 2-8
Michigan 4-6
Michigan State 5-6
Minnesota 4-8
Northwestern 5-7
Ohio State 5-5
Penn State 4-6
Purdue 4-6

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Tue May 17, 2011 8:55 pm

Gotdamn, that bitch interviewing the Cleveland GM is a giant...either that or that Cleveland guy is a dwarf.

Well, the bitch is eye-to-eye with Kyrie Irving, so I guess it's a little of both.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Tue May 17, 2011 8:57 pm

Don't let her get on top. She'll break your hips.
My Dad is my hero still.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bluecat » Tue May 17, 2011 8:58 pm

So, Kyrie Irving and Derrick Williams get banished to Cleveland and Minnesota. If you're Cleveland do you take Irving and hope Kanter or another big man drop to No. 4? Or do you take Derrick Williams and snag Brandon Knight or Kemba Walker at 4?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Owlman » Tue May 17, 2011 9:03 pm

yes
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 17, 2011 10:50 pm

If I'm Cleveland, I park my car in the garage, close the door, and leave the engine running until the sweet arms of death embrace me and release me from my living hell.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Tue May 17, 2011 11:06 pm

20+ years later, Mook continues the rivalry.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by TheBigMook » Tue May 17, 2011 11:12 pm

Damn skippy
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed May 18, 2011 10:39 am

Faust recommits, Hill on board, things might actually be looking up for this program. Too late for next year though, we're going to suck balls again for at least one more campaign.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed May 18, 2011 11:37 am

A&M is going to the Final Four next year.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Hizzy III » Wed May 18, 2011 11:45 am

Y'all do have a very good women's team. I wouldn't be surprised.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 18, 2011 3:22 pm

Anthony Grant pulls in Lacey to Alabama.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed May 18, 2011 3:23 pm

Apparently this Walker guy isn't coming as an administrative assistant or non-recruiting assistant. Whatever.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed May 18, 2011 3:33 pm

As in, not coming at all?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed May 18, 2011 3:34 pm

We stil have him listed on our staff on our website, so maybe not. I guess Katz was just wrong.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Wed May 18, 2011 4:45 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:I'm guessing Onion is now a really big Suns fan.
There's your fixation again, dude. With all things gay.

Seriously who cares if the Suns GM is a mudshark? Hell, the NBA is full of them.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Ron Mexico » Wed May 18, 2011 5:06 pm

Originally he was going to come, but it fell through for whatever reason. I don't really know too much about the guy and at this point I don't care since we filled the 3 real assistant spots with good hires. There was some worry that he'd be a full assistant but once it turned out that that wasn't the case, it became almost irrelevant.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu May 19, 2011 10:15 am

it would seem that UK is going to play St. John's next year. I think most of us assumed it would be UConn.

Should be a good game with the talent both teams will be putting on the floor.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by onion eyed gudgeon » Thu May 19, 2011 1:19 pm

Separated at Birth?

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The She-Will forehead is a dead giveaway.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Thu May 19, 2011 1:38 pm

distance in eye separation makes a discussion ridiculous.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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