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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:58 pm

Being an old biker, I must admit this made me chuckle a bit.... :P

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:47 pm

Yeah, some fat chick from my high school days posted that on Facebook today along with 15,000 other people. Thanks though.

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Post by crotch » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:51 am

Welcome to the SEC, Aggies........


When students at Texas A&M found out that the Westboro Baptist Church was planning a protest at the funeral of a soldier who was killed in active duty, they formed a “maroon wall” around the church to shelter the family and friends of the fallen soldier.

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Post by The Anti k* » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:07 pm

Cool pic, Crotch. I'd rather see one of the Aggies kicking the shit out of those imbeciles, but still a kind gesture.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:22 pm

Would love to see this happen at every college town. Props to Texas A&M.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:50 pm

The Anti k* wrote:Cool pic, Crotch. I'd rather see one of the Aggies kicking the shit out of those imbeciles, but still a kind gesture.
One of these days somebody is gonna kill those fuckers. Bikers, KKK, anarchists. It's a wonder there hasn't been some serious violence.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:59 pm

crotch wrote:Would love to see this happen at every college town. Props to Texas A&M.
We had a military funeral at my church. Bikers formed a peremiter all around the grounds. That damn Westboro didn't show.

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Post by Saint » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:40 pm

if the US hadn't broken away from Britain, the South would be full of Irish today because they would have had to replace the negro slave labor.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Jul 08, 2012 5:44 pm

so we're at the pool today and honeybees are hanging all over the place, probably because there's a hive somewhere in the nearby woods. A friend of mine is trying to reassure his 5-year-old daughter that just because there's a few bees buzzing around, they won't sting unless you start trying to swat at them. Just about the time he has her convinced, my wife yells out, "A bee just stung me in the ear!" and his whole spiel went to hell.

the cool thing was that my wife pulled out the stinger (it was in her ear gristle so it didn't go very deep) and I saved it. now I can keep my kid in line later by threatening him with it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jul 08, 2012 6:59 pm

Seriously though, honey bees rarely sting because it kills them. If you are stung it's usually near the end of the season when they are dying out.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:39 pm

Maybe she had a lot of wax in her ear.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:39 pm

.....just in case Metzger is lurking :D

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:22 pm

Live Action!!!!

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Post by Saint » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:43 pm

it stung her because she put her hand on it when she felt something on her ear. probably was going for the coconut oil she slathers on herself when she goes to the pool.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:03 am

"Seriously though, honey bees rarely sting because it kills them. If you are stung it's usually near the end of the season when they are dying out."

So they'd rather go out in a blaze of glory, kamakazi style, than just fall out of the sky....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:32 am

They're bees, they don't have feelings.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:38 pm

Sure they do.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Jul 09, 2012 1:37 pm

unabrow didn't make the olympic team

would have like to see hm play the olympics with lebron and kobe

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Post by crotch » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:20 pm

crashcourse wrote:unabrow didn't make the olympic team

would have like to see hm play the olympics with lebron and kobe


Blame K for that one..... he hates Kentucky players.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:48 pm

I don't think he hates Kentucky players, just Kentucky itself...
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