So My Ex Called Me Today.....
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So My Ex Called Me Today.....
and then so did her Mom.
Again
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lol..
sadly i can relate...
they phoned me too...
;p
j/k...ex phoned me the other day...half in the bag...and yesterday his girlfriend popped into my office to bitch to me.....
ex...they're not just letters.....
sadly i can relate...
they phoned me too...
;p
j/k...ex phoned me the other day...half in the bag...and yesterday his girlfriend popped into my office to bitch to me.....
ex...they're not just letters.....
I pick the prettiest part of the sky and I melt into the wing and then into the air, till I'm just soul on a sunbeam. ~Richard Bach
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Another ex-wive thread?
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Question for all the people with ex-spouses...
If there are no children involved, do ex-spouses even have to keep in touch? My guess would be no.
If there are no children involved, do ex-spouses even have to keep in touch? My guess would be no.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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I would hope not.
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Idiots....
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People across the street are funny.
They are married, (his second marriage, her second marriage.) His daughter from his first marriage lives with them. Her son and her daughter from her first marriage lives with them. Because both of them have children from their first marriages, they each must keep in touch with their ex-spouses.
So one day, both ex-spouses happened to be over the house at the same time. The two them get talking. Whatever, just to be social. Next thing everyone know, his ex-wife and her ex-husband, they are engaged to each other. So his ex-wife asks his current wife if she wouldn't mind being her matron of honor. She said yes. Her ex-husband asks her current husband if he wouldn't mind being her ex-husband's best man. He says yes.
They are married, (his second marriage, her second marriage.) His daughter from his first marriage lives with them. Her son and her daughter from her first marriage lives with them. Because both of them have children from their first marriages, they each must keep in touch with their ex-spouses.
So one day, both ex-spouses happened to be over the house at the same time. The two them get talking. Whatever, just to be social. Next thing everyone know, his ex-wife and her ex-husband, they are engaged to each other. So his ex-wife asks his current wife if she wouldn't mind being her matron of honor. She said yes. Her ex-husband asks her current husband if he wouldn't mind being her ex-husband's best man. He says yes.
Feminism: Eve eats ALL the apples, gives God the middle finder when He confronts her, and has the serpent serve Adam with an injunction ordering him to both stay away from her AND to provide her food and shelter because he dragged her out of the Garden.
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Bikey, you changed a little. You look different.Bikeman wrote:Another ex-wive thread?
You need to stick around.
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No he doesn't.
IB, do you live in Tennessee?
IB, do you live in Tennessee?
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No, Arizona.Jungle Rat wrote:No he doesn't.
IB, do you live in Tennessee?
I think that thing with the ex-spouses marrying each other, it just worked out that way. There used to be an 80s situation comedy on television where that was part of the plot.
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I think Bikey's glasses got thicker.
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There's some kind of show on now that my wife watches with a similar plot. Reba Mcentire?innocentbystander wrote:No, Arizona.Jungle Rat wrote:No he doesn't.
IB, do you live in Tennessee?
I think that thing with the ex-spouses marrying each other, it just worked out that way. There used to be an 80s situation comedy on television where that was part of the plot.
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So My Ex Called Me Today.....
What did she call you?
What did she call you?
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my ex came over for easter supper tonight...his girlfriend had to work...usually she comes over too...
*shrugs*
its how the kids want to spend their holidays..i kin be lady like for a couple hours i suppose...
*shrugs*
its how the kids want to spend their holidays..i kin be lady like for a couple hours i suppose...
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bikey...................
.........hello........
.........hello........
I pick the prettiest part of the sky and I melt into the wing and then into the air, till I'm just soul on a sunbeam. ~Richard Bach
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I can't believe how much money my wife has spent in 7 days. Holy shit, it's more than what I made my first year out of college. It doesn't rise to the level of qualifying her for "ex" territory, but looking at the online statement just now was a gut punch that forced me to vent...and this was the apropos place.
Holy shit, I want a drink right now...at 11:35am.
Holy shit, I want a drink right now...at 11:35am.
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It's 5:00 somewhere.
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Go blow another....(call, dick, savings...your choice)
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Women spend too much money.
/sweepinggeneralitiesthataretrue
/sweepinggeneralitiesthataretrue
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