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Re: La Salle Explorers

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Post by Saint » Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:52 pm

wonder what the circumference of Weezy aureoles were? my guess is 8.25 inches

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:11 pm

I just threw up.

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Post by 10ac » Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:02 pm

That's as bad as éclat wondering how a 500 lb woman gets her ass wiped.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:30 pm

actually they are ultra conservative.

The grooms brother owns 12 guns, and the brother of the groom's father, who owns an investment firm in Dallas plays golf regularly with Rick Perry.


I know this because I made a joke about Perry being an idiot which he did not find funny.

Later on that night I met a 28 year old venture capitalist who Google is backing.

The Rabbi was straight up Jackie Mason sound alike. "You want I should explain the ceremony to you and what a K-Tuba is?"
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:37 pm

hedge wrote:"They have an apartment on the 43rd floor of some building with a view overlooking central park and the Empire State building."

If they can see Central Park and the ESB, they evidently own a corner apartment, if not the entire floor...
I have no idea. I think he said something about being able to see the sun set in the west and also the 45th floor is the top floor and its a fitness center.

I thought it would be rude to ask his specific address. He also mentioned he just got fitted for a custom titanium bicycle and that if I was interested in cycling I should get a Cannondale something or other which you can pick up used for $1500.

My "starter" bike is a huffy I picked up new at Kmart for $89. I hit my head on it occasionally when I am cleaning up the garage because it hasn't moved from the bike rack in about 8 years.

Since I post here regularly, I'm used to people pretending to show interest in what I say. That happened ALOT last night.

"Oh so you're the CTO of your company?" No mothef'er, I am middle management and damn lucky to be that! Oh, and one more thing, Filet Mignon has bacon wrapped around where I'm from!"

btw, I drove from Dallas to Cinci in one shot today. 949 miles in 15 hours, 2 traffice jams and 1 Cracker Barrel stop.

Overall good people though.I enjoyed myself. Looks like my sister-n-law is in good hands.

*note* - a quick google search leads me to believe they live on or around the 1200 block of 2 Ave. I would assume that is pricey but as I said when I started this conversation I am way out of my league
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by Saint » Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:20 pm

what'd you get at Cracker Barrel?

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:52 am

63rd and 2nd Ave? Eh, not bad, but kinda standard fare...not totally ballerific. I was expecting CPW or (if they were to live on the East Side) somewhere along Park or in Sutton Place.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:39 am

Saint wrote:what'd you get at Cracker Barrel?
Im guessing not the shrimp omlet.

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eCat comes to Texas, meets rich guy, then jokes about how Rick Perry is dumb. Smooth.
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aTm wrote:eCat comes to Texas, meets rich guy, then jokes about how Rick Perry is dumb. Smooth.

well to be fair, he started it by saying "This is George Bush country!"

I thought my response showed great restraint on my part. That is the beauty of my upbringing. While I certainly know enough to realize we run in different circles, I'll never go with my hat in hand asking them for anything. That gives me the freedom to be a redneck around them. Whats funny is on my wife's side of the family, I'm the guy with the "good job". Sunday night I was "that brother-n-law...just humor him".
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:11 am

Saint wrote:what'd you get at Cracker Barrel?

the meatloaf.

Cracker Barrel is really the best value for a sit down meal on road trips. We can get out of there for less than $40 including the tip.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by crashcourse » Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:10 am

some reason catfish/okra and macaroni hit the spot in that place

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Post by Bklyn » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:17 am

Cracker Barrel is probably the only restaurant my father will eat in (well, outside of a Burger King stop on his way back from church, or the cheesesteak place down the road from the family Ponderosa).
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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:39 pm

Hop Sing will be happy to hear that. Or maybe sad. Or angry...
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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:41 pm

eCat likes to return to the metaphorical site of his run oft...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:32 pm

hedge wrote:eCat likes to return to the metaphorical site of his run oft...

heh, I had forgot all about that. You guys remember shit too well.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Tue Jun 26, 2012 2:41 pm

they done gone down to the old cracker barrel

to r-u-n-n-o-f-t ecat.

same way they once met
in the school cafeteria
to drum him out the FFA...

now ecait's too upsaaaaiiiit to watch him some ball...
and he's cryin' on the bluegrass like them days of old,
he's cryin' on ther bluegrass again...
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Post by hedge » Tue Jun 26, 2012 3:38 pm

That will never be forgotten...
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Re: La Salle Explorers

Post by 10ac » Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:23 pm

Turnip greens and trout at CB. Too bad no beer.
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