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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Mon Jun 18, 2012 6:50 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:14 pm

so what is the latest on the academic fraud at UNC? Will they make the football team sacrificial lambs to save the basketball program?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:39 pm

If need be. Same as they would do at UK....
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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:52 pm

except if it happened at UK, every media member would circle jerk at the thought of us getting smacked by the NCAA.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:02 pm

well, if UK graduated more people who could read and write, or who could even speak without a backwoods drawl, then perhaps there'd be more UK homers in the national sports media corps...

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:34 pm

Or perhaps their long storied history of cheating their collective asses off probably has something to do with it also.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:36 pm

oh so Indiana is gonna chime in about purity of the sport now
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:37 pm

Gator by God's Grace wrote:well, if UK graduated more people who could read and write, or who could even speak without a backwoods drawl, then perhaps there'd be more UK homers in the national sports media corps...
there are two schools in the SEC that didn't get hit with scholarship sanctions due to grades. Florida isn't one of them
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:41 pm

eCat wrote:oh so Indiana is gonna chime in about purity of the sport now
You just know that when the NCAA came out the other day that unlimited texting is cool Sampson was like,"Motherfucker".

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Post by BigRedMan » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:59 pm

eCat wrote:oh so Indiana is gonna chime in about purity of the sport now
I don't remember Indiana ever being banned from television games for an entire year.

I don't remember Indiana hanging the banner of some chump stain walkon for helping them out for a few years when they were almost given the true death.

Please don't try to compare Kentucky's rich history of cheating with Indiana. You guys wrote the book on it.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:20 pm

BigRedMan wrote:
eCat wrote:oh so Indiana is gonna chime in about purity of the sport now
I don't remember Indiana ever being banned from television games for an entire year.

I don't remember Indiana hanging the banner of some chump stain walkon for helping them out for a few years when they were almost given the true death.

Please don't try to compare Kentucky's rich history of cheating with Indiana. You guys wrote the book on it.
whatever helps you feel better about Kelvin Sampson

btw, the NCAA says coaches can text as much as they want now.

heh
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:27 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:29 pm

yeah rat told me

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:30 pm

I'm just all in on the 'yea we cheat, but not as much as you' logic to looking down at UK
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:39 pm

eCat wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:
eCat wrote:oh so Indiana is gonna chime in about purity of the sport now
I don't remember Indiana ever being banned from television games for an entire year.

I don't remember Indiana hanging the banner of some chump stain walkon for helping them out for a few years when they were almost given the true death.

Please don't try to compare Kentucky's rich history of cheating with Indiana. You guys wrote the book on it.
whatever helps you feel better about Kelvin Sampson

btw, the NCAA says coaches can text as much as they want now.

heh
Way to keep up

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:01 pm

eCat wrote:
Gator by God's Grace wrote:well, if UK graduated more people who could read and write, or who could even speak without a backwoods drawl, then perhaps there'd be more UK homers in the national sports media corps...
there are two schools in the SEC that didn't get hit with scholarship sanctions due to grades. Florida isn't one of them
? you mean the ncaa APR requirements?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Jun 20, 2012 8:42 am

Gator by God's Grace wrote:
eCat wrote:
Gator by God's Grace wrote:well, if UK graduated more people who could read and write, or who could even speak without a backwoods drawl, then perhaps there'd be more UK homers in the national sports media corps...
there are two schools in the SEC that didn't get hit with scholarship sanctions due to grades. Florida isn't one of them
? you mean the ncaa APR requirements?
yes
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:00 am

Who was the other one that didn't get hit with sanctions? Georgia?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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