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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:25 pm

Actually, he would, but you don't know a fucking thing about basketball. So, just shut the fuck up.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:17 am

No he wouldn't chubby. Its only been done once and Rondo is no Oscar.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:48 am

"Rondo is one of the biggest headcases in the NBA, and he is also one of the most talented. If he had a reliable outside jumper from three, he would be the best pg in the league (I would rate him third best right now) and one of the top five players in the league overall."

On Mike and Mike this morning, Greenburg said if Rondo had a reliable jump shot he would be the best player in the league, and even now he's the best pg...
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Post by eCat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:23 am

he is a great PG, but it does help that he has Allen, Garnett and Pierce as his outlets
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:02 am

Yeah, he's a special player. He's tough as shit and plays relentlessly. He may not be the best PG, but I think he is Top 3, with or without a reliable 20 footer.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:44 pm

Only Rose and CP3 are better.

Hell, Allen has been streaky at best. Pierce creates a lot of his own stuff, and KG has had a nice resurgence.

A lot of his assists go to the role players that he sets up with his ability to penetrate and draw defenders. He's the best passing point guard around right now.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:45 pm

This team barely gets into the Playoffs as an 8 or 7 seed without Rondo.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:14 pm

Hold up now DS. You said Rondo would average a triple double if he was in "D'Antonis" offense. I said he wouldn't and that you were an idiot. You told me he would and that I didn't know basketball. I told you it's only been done once in NBA history and you ignore my great knowledge? Shameful shit right there. Pink is your color, still.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:27 pm

Oh, yeah, if that's where the argument is then DS is out his cotdam mind. Rondo would not average a tripdub...he doesn't average enough rebounds for it to even be a consideration. Lebron is the only player capable of doing it and he isn't there.

I missed the triple double claim, originally, I guess...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:50 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Rondo is one of the biggest headcases in the NBA, and he is also one of the most talented. If he had a reliable outside jumper from three, he would be the best pg in the league (I would rate him third best right now) and one of the top five players in the league overall.

I would love to see what Rondo's numbers would be in a D'Antoni style up-and-down system. He would average a triple double.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:50 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:No he wouldn't. Shut up.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:51 pm

DooKSucks wrote:Actually, he would, but you don't know a fucking thing about basketball. So, just shut the fuck up.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:51 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:No he wouldn't chubby. Its only been done once and Rondo is no Oscar.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:42 pm

Well, that about settles it.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:08 pm

I figured that too. Youngsters. Sometimes they just have to be smacked around a bit. Sorry DS. Don't take it personally.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:19 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Hold up now DS. You said Rondo would average a triple double if he was in "D'Antonis" offense. I said he wouldn't and that you were an idiot. You told me he would and that I didn't know basketball. I told you it's only been done once in NBA history and you ignore my great knowledge? Shameful shit right there. Pink is your color, still.
Bklyn wrote:Oh, yeah, if that's where the argument is then DS is out his cotdam mind. Rondo would not average a tripdub...he doesn't average enough rebounds for it to even be a consideration. Lebron is the only player capable of doing it and he isn't there.

I missed the triple double claim, originally, I guess...
The Big O was the only one to do it, but Rondo could to pull it off in that situation. However, I was a wee bit drunk the other night while watching the game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:22 pm

Thankfully, it's still not as bad as the smacking the Ohio legal system has given you over the past decade...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:05 pm

Considering I retired 11 years ago at the age of 33 I did pretty well making it through a nasty divorce. I still have enough in the bank than you'll every earn as Metzger Jr. Thank you President Clinton and internet stocks in the 90s.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:00 am

Good news from the U18 tryouts...

"Jonathan Givony
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Haven't seen many people mention UNC big man recruit Joel James. Looks like he's gonna be a factor next season. Long, athletic, energetic.

So apparently Joel James was out of shape earlier in his career. I would have never guessed. Built like a pile of bricks now. Great frame."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Wildcat Bob » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:03 pm

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