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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 15, 2012 8:28 am

we'll have a good team next year, but fans are going to have to temper their expectations. They won't of course, but they'll need to.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 15, 2012 9:13 am

whoops

Former UK point guard Michael Porter is in jail in Lexington this morning after being charged with sexual abuse related to incidents with minors said to be 14 and 15. The court documents say Porter met the fourteen-year old while serving as a church counselor. According to the jail website, Porter faces six charges of sodomy and two charges of first degree sexual abuse.

personally, he should have been arrested for impersonating a point guard a long time ago, but I digress.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Tue May 15, 2012 10:06 am

Well well welll, the mighty Tar Heels are coming to Bloomington this season. This should be fun.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Tue May 15, 2012 10:09 am

eCat wrote:whoops

Former UK point guard Michael Porter is in jail in Lexington this morning after being charged with sexual abuse related to incidents with minors said to be 14 and 15. The court documents say Porter met the fourteen-year old while serving as a church counselor. According to the jail website, Porter faces six charges of sodomy and two charges of first degree sexual abuse.

personally, he should have been arrested for impersonating a point guard a long time ago, but I digress.
I don't remember him

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 15, 2012 10:17 am

BigRedMan wrote:Well well welll, the mighty Tar Heels are coming to Bloomington this season. This should be fun.

slick move by Roy.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue May 15, 2012 11:27 am

Maybe that Porter kid was ordained with healing hands and his various fluids contain "the antidote" for multiple ailments. Smells like a persecution.
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Post by hedge » Tue May 15, 2012 11:30 am

Now if Farmer and Porter can just get some folks together, Porter and rape them and Farmer can steal their money...

"slick move by Roy."

It's an ACC/B10 Challenge game, Roy ain't got nuthin to do with it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 15, 2012 11:59 am

Lmao

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue May 15, 2012 1:15 pm

still, slick move by Roy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 15, 2012 6:04 pm

I'd like to know why the "mighty" hedge hogge, and the "stu," and that "guy" from duke/bostoncollege, are completely unconcerned that Fsu is threatening to quit the ACC and r-u-n-o-f-t toward another athletic conference?

why?!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue May 15, 2012 6:25 pm

FS who?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue May 15, 2012 6:30 pm

I'm glad I saved this....

Gator by God's Grace - Mar 4, 2009 10:59 pm (#1344 of 1358) Edit MessageDelete MessageReply Move

[set to any Carter fambly tune]

they done gone down to the old cracker barrel

to r-u-n-n-o-f-t ecat.

same way they once met
in the school cafeteria
to drum him out the FFA...

now ecait's too upsaaaaiiiit to watch him some ball...
and he's cryin' on the bluegrass like them days of old,
he's cryin' on ther bluegrass again...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 16, 2012 12:05 am

hedge wrote:I'm glad I saved this....

Gator by God's Grace - Mar 4, 2009 10:59 pm (#1344 of 1358) Edit MessageDelete MessageReply Move

[set to any Carter fambly tune]

they done gone down to the old cracker barrel

to r-u-n-n-o-f-t ecat.

same way they once met
in the school cafeteria
to drum him out the FFA...

now ecait's too upsaaaaiiiit to watch him some ball...
and he's cryin' on the bluegrass like them days of old,
he's cryin' on ther bluegrass again...
heh..stupid cracker barrel lesbian
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed May 16, 2012 11:51 am

Who is Anthony Bourdain?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 16, 2012 11:53 am

He wrote a tell-all book about being an insider chef on New York's more famous restaurants and most recently hosts an international travel show where he goes around to locales and tries the local cuisine avoiding the touristy stuff.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed May 16, 2012 12:46 pm

When his show first came on I really liked it but it did become more about how cool he was than the food he ate and I lost interest
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed May 16, 2012 2:00 pm

He could change his name to Chef Ass....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed May 16, 2012 10:57 pm

I'm all for getting the ACC back down to 7 teams, gator. Even Ga. Tech can hit the highway.

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