Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
we'll have a good team next year, but fans are going to have to temper their expectations. They won't of course, but they'll need to.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
whoops
Former UK point guard Michael Porter is in jail in Lexington this morning after being charged with sexual abuse related to incidents with minors said to be 14 and 15. The court documents say Porter met the fourteen-year old while serving as a church counselor. According to the jail website, Porter faces six charges of sodomy and two charges of first degree sexual abuse.
personally, he should have been arrested for impersonating a point guard a long time ago, but I digress.
Former UK point guard Michael Porter is in jail in Lexington this morning after being charged with sexual abuse related to incidents with minors said to be 14 and 15. The court documents say Porter met the fourteen-year old while serving as a church counselor. According to the jail website, Porter faces six charges of sodomy and two charges of first degree sexual abuse.
personally, he should have been arrested for impersonating a point guard a long time ago, but I digress.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Well well welll, the mighty Tar Heels are coming to Bloomington this season. This should be fun.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I don't remember himeCat wrote:whoops
Former UK point guard Michael Porter is in jail in Lexington this morning after being charged with sexual abuse related to incidents with minors said to be 14 and 15. The court documents say Porter met the fourteen-year old while serving as a church counselor. According to the jail website, Porter faces six charges of sodomy and two charges of first degree sexual abuse.
personally, he should have been arrested for impersonating a point guard a long time ago, but I digress.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
BigRedMan wrote:Well well welll, the mighty Tar Heels are coming to Bloomington this season. This should be fun.
slick move by Roy.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Maybe that Porter kid was ordained with healing hands and his various fluids contain "the antidote" for multiple ailments. Smells like a persecution.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Now if Farmer and Porter can just get some folks together, Porter and rape them and Farmer can steal their money...
"slick move by Roy."
It's an ACC/B10 Challenge game, Roy ain't got nuthin to do with it...
"slick move by Roy."
It's an ACC/B10 Challenge game, Roy ain't got nuthin to do with it...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Lmao
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
still, slick move by Roy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I'd like to know why the "mighty" hedge hogge, and the "stu," and that "guy" from duke/bostoncollege, are completely unconcerned that Fsu is threatening to quit the ACC and r-u-n-o-f-t toward another athletic conference?
why?!
why?!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I'm glad I saved this....
Gator by God's Grace - Mar 4, 2009 10:59 pm (#1344 of 1358) Edit MessageDelete MessageReply Move
[set to any Carter fambly tune]
they done gone down to the old cracker barrel
to r-u-n-n-o-f-t ecat.
same way they once met
in the school cafeteria
to drum him out the FFA...
now ecait's too upsaaaaiiiit to watch him some ball...
and he's cryin' on the bluegrass like them days of old,
he's cryin' on ther bluegrass again...
Gator by God's Grace - Mar 4, 2009 10:59 pm (#1344 of 1358) Edit MessageDelete MessageReply Move
[set to any Carter fambly tune]
they done gone down to the old cracker barrel
to r-u-n-n-o-f-t ecat.
same way they once met
in the school cafeteria
to drum him out the FFA...
now ecait's too upsaaaaiiiit to watch him some ball...
and he's cryin' on the bluegrass like them days of old,
he's cryin' on ther bluegrass again...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
heh..stupid cracker barrel lesbianhedge wrote:I'm glad I saved this....
Gator by God's Grace - Mar 4, 2009 10:59 pm (#1344 of 1358) Edit MessageDelete MessageReply Move
[set to any Carter fambly tune]
they done gone down to the old cracker barrel
to r-u-n-n-o-f-t ecat.
same way they once met
in the school cafeteria
to drum him out the FFA...
now ecait's too upsaaaaiiiit to watch him some ball...
and he's cryin' on the bluegrass like them days of old,
he's cryin' on ther bluegrass again...
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
Who is Anthony Bourdain?
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
He wrote a tell-all book about being an insider chef on New York's more famous restaurants and most recently hosts an international travel show where he goes around to locales and tries the local cuisine avoiding the touristy stuff.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
When his show first came on I really liked it but it did become more about how cool he was than the food he ate and I lost interest
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
He could change his name to Chef Ass....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops
I'm all for getting the ACC back down to 7 teams, gator. Even Ga. Tech can hit the highway.