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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Saint » Tue May 01, 2012 12:16 am

looks like eCat's dreaming about the shrimp omelet again
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 01, 2012 1:30 pm

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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Dave23 » Tue May 01, 2012 1:55 pm

Heh, that ruined her night...

I wonder if Teixiera is aware that they make his jersey in that size?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Tue May 01, 2012 3:35 pm

in fights like that you can tell the woman doesn't really think she'll get punched by a man. She believes she can get a few chick shots in on him and he'll be just like "heh heh...ok, thats enough of that now, calm down". If they don't learn from Snookie and Rihana, then they are destined to get smacked upside their head.

She is lucky she wasn't knocked out cold hitting that rail. She was doing the drunk mental checklist when she stood up. Am I conscious? Am I bleeding? Did I shit my pants?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue May 01, 2012 3:53 pm

I dont think she gets hit by a man. Pretty sure thats just an ugly man-wench from new york that delivers the karate kick that sends her flying down the stand. Note the pink scarf, furtunately landing said kick was the saving grace from the fact that its original response to being shoved or punched by the red sox fan was to pick up and limp wrist some beer at the aggressor.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by It's me Karen » Tue May 01, 2012 4:33 pm

Dumb bitch. She threw the first punch. If you're gonna run your mouth and act like a man, then you'd better take it like a man. I agree with Ecat, she thought she was exempt 'cause she's a lady...er...a female. She probably also thought her looks were going to carry her. Glad she didn't get hurt, but no sympathy from me.
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Post by aTm » Tue May 01, 2012 4:47 pm

I dont get it. Why would she think another lady wouldn't whoop her ass, cuz she's a lady? No dude ever hit her...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 01, 2012 11:14 pm

what the fuck? a red sawx-yankees fight in which nobody gets kilt?! then who cares!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 01, 2012 11:16 pm

You're thinking Giants-Dodgers
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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 01, 2012 11:22 pm

i stopped taking my kid to red sox games after he had to witness the 2 tattooed pierced red sox fans sitting in front of us shout obscenities at their own team's players when they made mistakes in the game, and then they madly groped and made out with each other. i'm telling ya, that was no way for two ladies to behave in public...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by aTm » Tue May 01, 2012 11:24 pm

Liar!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue May 01, 2012 11:26 pm

believe me, you wouldnt a wanted to see these broads on the scrip club pole...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue May 01, 2012 11:48 pm

eCat probably would have
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Wed May 02, 2012 6:28 am

NOMAR!!!!!!!!

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Bklyn » Wed May 02, 2012 12:26 pm

Exactly who I thought about when he mentioned the kissing and groping...
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by crashcourse » Thu May 03, 2012 9:21 am

Tommy tell me you got that!
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by Jungle Rat » Thu May 03, 2012 5:33 pm

Congrats to Dave on becoming a 1st time Grandpa.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Fri May 04, 2012 3:53 pm

Have any of you heard of the country singer John Prine?
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by eCat » Fri May 04, 2012 4:03 pm

oh yea, we've talked about him on here before.

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I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud

Post by CAT » Sat May 05, 2012 5:11 am

No, seriously, met him the other day and basically said "hello, nice to meet you" and went on to talk to his wife who is from Donegal. Ireland. We met under very sad conditions (his brother, our friend, passed away) and it wasn't till after that someone sent me a You Tube link that I learned he was quite famous in country music--Grand Old Opry, made a movie with Billy Bob Thornton (?) and Andy Griffith-- Lots of You Tubes of him-- so I was just wondering as my knowledge of country music is -0....
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