Ostensibly Hoops

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:59 pm

Fuckin Photoshop

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:34 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:Of 2.

How many Crocs do you see at the circus?

Yeah cause Crocs are highly entertaining.

"Wow look dad!! It is sitting motionless in the middle of the ring not doing a thing!!! AWESOME!!! THANKS DAD!! We love this parking lot circus you got free tickets to at the strip club!!!"

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:41 pm

"Look at that bear in a tu tu daddy. That's funny."

It's me Karen · Post by **It's me Karen** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:59 pm

Bklyn wrote:That's a lot of shoes in Detroit.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:05 pm

Speechless.

It's me Karen · Post by **It's me Karen** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:06 pm

I hope that's photoshopped. That's the ugliest shoe I've ever seen.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:06 pm

I just hope they're not driving in them.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:07 pm

It's me Karen wrote:
Bklyn wrote:That's a lot of shoes in Detroit.

Glad to see Karen advocates the killing of baby Crocs.

It's me Karen · Post by **It's me Karen** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:12 pm

Watch it, Rat. I'll kick you in the shins with them and do some damage.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:15 pm

No you won't

It's me Karen · Post by **It's me Karen** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:16 pm

I won't what? Kick you in the shins or do some damage?

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 5:20 pm

Roll d20 for damage

crotch · Post by **crotch** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:11 pm

US Senate Resolution.... Kentucky being proclaimed 'the basketball capital of the world'. But we already knew that didn't we. Right Hedge??

RESOLUTION

Commending and congratulating the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team for winning its eighth Division I National Collegiate Athletic Association championship.

Whereas, on April 2, 2012, the University of Kentucky Wildcats defeated the University of Kansas Jayhawks, 67 to 59, in the final game of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (referred to in this preamble as “NCAA”) Division I Men’s Basketball Tournament in New Orleans, Louisiana;

Whereas the Kentucky Wildcats have won 8 national titles, the second most in NCAA Division I men’s basketball history;

Whereas the Kentucky Wildcats are the only men’s Division I college basketball program to have won NCAA National Championships under 5 different coaches;

Whereas freshman center Anthony Davis was –

(1) the recipient of the John R. Wooden Award, the Naismith Trophy and the Adolph Rupp Award, all for national player of the year;

(2) named the United States Basketball Writers Association player of the year, Associated Press player of the year, and Basketball Times player of the year;

(3) selected to the Associated Press All-America first team and was selected as the Most Outstanding Player of the NCAA Final Four tournament;

Whereas forward Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, guard Doron Lamb and center Anthony Davis were selected as members of the NCAA Final Four All-Tournament team;

Whereas senior guard Darius Miller of Maysville, Kentucky set a school record for career games played with the Kentucky Wildcats men’s basketball team at 152;

Whereas each player, coach, athletic trainer, and staff member of the University of Kentucky basketball team dedicated their season and their tireless efforts to their successful season of the team and the NCAA championship;

Whereas residents of the Commonwealth of Kentucky and Wildcat fans worldwide are to commended for their long-standing support, perseverance, and pride in this team; and

Whereas Coach John Calipari and the University Kentucky Wildcats have brought pride and honor to the Commonwealth of Kentucky, which is rightly known as the college basketball capital of the world: Now, therefore, be it

Resolved, That the Senate—

(1) commends and congratulates the University of Kentucky Wildcats on its outstanding accomplishment; and

(2) respectfully requests that the Secretary of the Senate transmit a copy of this resolution to the president of the University of Kentucky.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:44 pm

Is being mentioned in the boilerplate (not the resolution) as the world capital of college basketball ("capital of the world? Does anyone in Europe, Asia, Africa, etc, even have college hoops?) a greater or lessor achievement than winning the recruiting title?

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:45 pm

Either way, I'm sure both are sufficient reasons for rushing the trailer park, eh, Crotch?

AlabamAlum · Post by **AlabamAlum** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:53 pm

I was sorely grieved to hear of Hizzy's death. He was a gentle spirit. I admired his affable, easy-going nature. A quality that is very rare on the boards.

I hope the rest of you are well.

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:55 pm

I owe talent $50. I am certainly not anywhere close to being "well"

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:52 pm

I think AA is just trying to get some info for his next play in the dead pool. That Hizzy fooled us all, god bless him.

don't take me, Nurse Bama. the grease in my tumors ensures my survival...

sardis · Post by **sardis** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 7:36 am

aTm wrote:I owe talent $50. I am certainly not anywhere close to being "well"

Don't feel bad, Talent still owes me from the playoff pool. Just send the check to me.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:21 am

AA - I hope you stick around. You are missed.

My next bet in the dead pool - Casey Kasem. First the Don from Soul train, then Dick Clark from AB....only a matter of time.

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