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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:53 am

what has Larry Brown done to make the basketball world hate him? quit on a team recently?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:30 am

Fifer wrote:
DooKSucks wrote:
eCat wrote:it may just be that time of the year but my facebook page is turning into about 1/3 of jilted scorned women posting stupid shit related to their divorce.

First of all, I hate all these goddamned bumper sticker sayings they post there. Just because it has a picture of a kitten or a puppy doesn't make them any less annoying and second of all, if you want to get back at your man, then go fuck somebody and quit looking for sympathy on stupid ass facebook. You don't see your man on there with a picture of a rainbow colored unicorn telling us the 5 ways a Vagina is like fast food.

Shut up already.
I do family law. It is that time of year. They have their tax money back. They use that to retain counsel. By mid-to-late Summer, they will be going "let's make it through the holidays for the children to see if things get better." It's cyclical. The first half of the year is the busiest time of year for getting new clients in my field.
I've heard several times that family law is the most miserable part of the law business. As compared to criminal law that brings out the best in the worst people, family law brings out the worst in good people. Glad it never happened to me.
Well, it's a good thing your wife never came out of her coma. If she had and found out what you were up to while she was on a respirator, you would have been a divorce lawyer's franchise client.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:36 am

The Anti k* wrote:Congrats on the SEC move, aTm. It looks like the Aggies belonged after all...

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...unless you're trying to tell us my Heels are the next to join the conference.
y'all too skerred to join the SEC. We're the juggernaut bitch
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:39 am

God damn Cletus............I chuckled though.....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:57 am

Fifer wrote:
Gator by God's Grace wrote:
Fifer wrote:It's offical, for those who wearn't watching, all 5 UK starters to the NBA. I'm hoping that Anthony Bennett was waiting for it to be offical before committing to UK. The door is open for him now.
he's a Gator.
I wouldn't count on it. The Gators won't win the conference let alone the NCAA. The lure of playing for the national championship is very powerful. With the NBA announcement out of the way, I expect Cal will be hearing from Bennett very soon.
crikey, y'all only just now got around to playing for the national championship for the first time this century.

and we won the conference a year ago, we'll certainly win it again soon.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:02 am

"Well, it's a good thing your wife never came out of her coma. If she had and found out what you were up to while she was on a respirator, you would have been a divorce lawyer's franchise client."

this was beyond the pale...some low-life motherfukkers just need a good beating

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:40 am

not that I don't appreciate the players - Davis, Gilchrist, Jones, etc will forever be recognized for their achievements and contributions to our program

but once they declare for the pro's, I'm no longer interested in what they have to say. All I hope is that they don't do something to embarrass our the University in the NBA.

Whatever they say right now, that's great, but they now have a different set of priorities. Just keep going to class until the semester is over.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:00 am

Aggieland Outfitters are a bunch of fucktards. A lot of their shirts never even have A&M logos (hmm weird, I dont see anything that mentions A&M on that shirt for some reason) because none of them would get approved to be licensed by the University. I'm glad that bunch of clowns got egg on their faces.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:57 am

Just keep going to class until the semester is over.
That's pretty funny.

I remember when a buddy of mine finished his junior season...after the Bowl game, he only went back to campus every so often to hang out. Otherwise, he was in Philly or Atlanta weeks at a time, or "meeting" with his agent.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:00 pm

Well, it's a good thing your wife never came out of her coma. If she had and found out what you were up to while she was on a respirator, you would have been a divorce lawyer's franchise client.

She was never in a coma and you know that. Not only are you full of shit but you can't even get the story straight. I always think its strange that we don't hear a word from you for weeks until you think you got an oppportunity to take a pot shot at me. Why don't you post something about basketball. That is what this thread is about.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:42 pm

Cats rule wrote:"Well, it's a good thing your wife never came out of her coma. If she had and found out what you were up to while she was on a respirator, you would have been a divorce lawyer's franchise client."

this was beyond the pale...some low-life motherfukkers just need a good beating
Are you referring to Cletus's post or the behavior referred to therein?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:45 pm

"All I hope is that they don't do something to embarrass our the University in the NBA."

Luckily the bar is set so low for UK, it would be difficult to say anything that most people would find as anything but expected rather than embarrassing...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:32 pm

That's a lot of shoes in Detroit.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:40 pm

It takes a village to kill a Croc. Can't say that about the bear or lion.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:47 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:It takes a village to kill a Croc. Can't say that about the bear or lion.
but it only takes 1 bear to kill a village
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 18, 2012 1:48 pm

Of 2.

How many Crocs do you see at the circus?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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