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Post by Saint » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:01 pm

Clinton weren't paying for his twat.
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Post by crashcourse » Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:02 pm

well petrino unemployed. should lose the girlfriend and wife next. ah the price of chasing the young stuff
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:17 pm

It happens. DS had sex with a cow once (ok, 47 times) yet he's still employed.
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Post by sardis » Wed Apr 11, 2012 6:39 am

Quote from Bobby Petrino's statement on his firing...

"I wish that I had been given the opportunity to meet with the players and staff prior to this evening's press conference and hope that I will be given the opportunity to give my apologies and say my goodbyes in person..."

And a collective bwahahahahaha from the city of Atlanta.
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Post by 10ac » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:58 am

In the SEC if you fool around with loose women you're gone. In the Big 10 or Big East, if you're caught fooling around with little boys, you can hang around for a decade or so.
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:05 am

I can't believe they fired the guy. He's the best coach they could get there.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by 10ac » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:08 am

UT's new AD (whoever the hell that is) should go after him. It hasn't stopped us from hiring a shit stain before and this one would probably stick around.
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:13 am

well we know Louisville wouldn't have fired him
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Bklyn » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:10 pm

Awkward...
Dorrell, who graduated from Arkansas in 2008 and worked in the athletics department since 2010, was engaged to marry the Razorbacks' swim director June 9.
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Post by Dave23 » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:36 pm

So if Malzahn gets the Arkansas job, does that mean he never coached at Arkansas State?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:36 pm

I love the fact how they fired him by letter considering when he quit the Falcons after game 13 he taped letters to the players lockers telling them he quit. That guy is a bastard. UNLV should look into him though.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:37 pm

Dave23 wrote:So if Malzahn gets the Arkansas job, does that mean he never coached at Arkansas State?
That's what AsuAlum would say.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:39 pm

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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:50 pm

Firing Petrino not only cost Petrino 3.6m but assuming the program has to deal with defections and the usual chaos of losing a popular coach, its going to cost the Arkansas program millions as well.

I applaud Arkansas for doing the morally right thing but I'm not sure I would have done it.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:56 pm

It cost him $18 million! Like I said before, that was some expensive 25 year old snatch. Not to mention what his wife takes.
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Post by eCat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:32 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:It cost him $18 million! Like I said before, that was some expensive 25 year old snatch. Not to mention what his wife takes.

well it won't be 18m. That is why women married to rich fuckers let them screw around.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: College Football

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:21 pm

Yeah but just watch her go in for the kill and then start fucking the pool, er, cable guy.
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Re: College Football

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