Uncle Bud

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:14 am

I'm not certain but I"m pretty sure continually punching a bitch in the mouth is the appropriate method to get her to release your balls.

I assume he was jacking it to porn at the computer because no woman is going to dig her nails into my ball thru a pair of levis.

T Dot O Dot · Post by **T Dot O Dot** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 11:04 am

10ac · Post by **10ac** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:47 pm

lol @ Karen

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:25 am

During the McCarthy era, the CIA drugged American citizens with LSD without their knowledge. You know, just to see how the shit can fuck with people...

http://www.sfweekly.com/2012-03-14/news ... ultra/all/

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:43 am

in retrospect, possibly the best thing that's happened in the past century.

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:27 pm

Uncle Bud ain't happy with the direction of this thread....

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:47 pm

It's the "and such."

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:07 pm

Uncle Bud loves this thread. Gator is a geezer

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:56 am

so we take the dogs on vacation, and I didn't know this was possible but one of the dogs at my MIL's house taught my dog to drink from the toilet.

That works great in shithole well water, Alabama but when we get back home, our toilets all have those cleansing tablets that put chlorine or whatever in the water, and my dog decides its cool to drink like a few gallons of it , it would seem.

I notice when I let him out yesterday morning to do his thing , he starts eating grass like its chocolate covered cat poop and he stays out in the yard a long damn time.

I let him back in and then when I get home last night my living room and den carpets are covered in what appears to be vomit covered bird nests.

I felt bad for my wife having to shampoo all that shit up while I watched PTI, especially when I yelled at her to keep quiet.

I hope that dog learned his lesson.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:13 am

Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

It's me Karen · Post by **It's me Karen** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:38 am

BigRedMan wrote:Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

heh

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:55 am

BigRedMan wrote:Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.

since he has joined the track team, taking a lap doesn't mean much to the boy anymore.

However after getting a C in science on his last report car, painting the gazebo and back deck with Thompson's water seal does.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:25 pm

I'd be happy if my idiot teenager got a C in Science, Math, History or anything else the way she's going.

BigRedMan · Post by **BigRedMan** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:18 pm

eCat wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:Fuck that. Make him take a lap also.
since he has joined the track team, taking a lap doesn't mean much to the boy anymore.

However after getting a C in science on his last report car, painting the gazebo and back deck with Thompson's water seal does.

Okay I am confused. Was it your son drinking out of the toilet or the dog?

My joke (swing and a miss apparently with you Mr. Ecat) was for the dog to take a lap.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:24 pm

I got it.

which actually doesnt mean much

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:45 pm

I knew you meant for the dog to take a lap, I was just giving you an update that my tactics with the boy have evolved.

plus, I have a shitload of stuff that needs to be done around the house so I'm glad he screwed up

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:16 pm

I can drop her off anytime.

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:17 am

Well, my son chose Howard 38,000+ award.

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 6:19 am

you OK with that?

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:43 am

AWESOME!!!!

Let me know if you need anything from my way.

What is he thinking of majoring in?

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