Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:01 pm

1. I'd hardly call Ryan austerity driven since his plan doesn't balance the budget for almost 30 years.
Nowadays, a budget that balances in years IS susterity. Sad, isn't it?

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Post by It's me Karen » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:44 am

Professor Tiger wrote:
1. I'd hardly call Ryan austerity driven since his plan doesn't balance the budget for almost 30 years.
Nowadays, a budget that balances in years IS susterity. Sad, isn't it?

Karen, is that you in the chaise lounge next to Billy Ray?

I don't tan THAT well.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:13 am

I thought you might be the world's first Polish black lady.
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Post by It's me Karen » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:19 pm

Regardless, I'd like kielbasa...

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Post by sardis » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:56 pm

<Don't go there sardis>

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Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:10 pm

in best jimmy fallon voice

'TELL ME YOU GOT THAT!"

anyhoo lots of love to the vietnam vets--they went through hell in nam and went through hell coming back. danang was no picnic

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Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:28 pm

I'm guessing Iraq/Afgan was a walk in the park.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Apr 04, 2012 10:16 pm

Us poor Iraq and Afghanistan didn't have the opportunity to get high during our war as much Nam vets did in theirs.
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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by GBJs » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:45 am

Prof

My shirt was white with checkerboard. Saw a pretty accurate rundown of the jobs a couple of pages back.

The color means most everything, it denotes your primary responsibility. White is safety/QA related. Yellow is a handler. Blue is chains and chocks. Green is maintenance. A vertical stripe on the front/back denotes airwing.

So my shirt was white( QA) with a vertical stripe(squadron) with a checkerboard(final check qualified). All shops had final check people and their shirt looked much like mine. The difference was at the bottom of the stripe mine was stenciled QA and theirs was stenciled with the shop designation.(PP for Power Plants, IWT for Intergrated Weapons Team which was my shop,etc...) i was an AQ1 assigned to QA.

No vertical stripe meant you were ship's company. They still wore green, white, blue, red, whatever shirts with their shop designator stenciled on them.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:07 pm

I dunno... that all sounds... kinda... metro to me.

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Post by GBJs » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:18 pm

It means he's pitching and an Army guy is catching.

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Post by GBJs » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:19 pm

We had to keep the jerseys as simple as we could Prof. After all, we weren't smart enough to go one more door down to the Air Force recruiting office.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:23 pm

Black with a white stripe means you're a skunk.

A yellow checkerboard looks like the Maryland flag and means you like crabs.

Orange and white checkerboard with abundant tobacco spit stains means you're a Tennessee fan.
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Post by GBJs » Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:46 pm

Prof, you are Army aren't you. (A new acronym!...P,yaaay)

White shirt, black stripe. Yellow shirt, no stripe or checkerboard. (only ships company, and ships company ain't doing a final check of MY airplane). Orange is not allowed in the Navy. Gays, thieves, murderer and rude flatulence, but no orange. We must maintain some modicum of morality.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:50 pm

Burnt orange is beautiful, especially combined with NAVY blue.

Creamsicle orange is not beautiful. In fact, it's just plain wrong.
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Post by GBJs » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:08 pm

Crimson. A color of kings and champions throughout history.

Orange has crimson. It's just watered down with too much yellow.
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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:27 pm

Crimson reminds me of my ex wifes maxi pad on top of the bathroom garbage can 24 hours dried.

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Post by 10ac » Sun Apr 08, 2012 2:45 pm

I used to think that "maxi" denoted the size of the orifice that used it.
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:02 pm

You wouldn't be wrong.

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Hacksaw » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:17 pm

Do not ever say that orange has crimson in it. That is an insult.

Crimson is okay for Bammers and godless, freedom-hating commies.
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