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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:03 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:10 pm

UK fans may not rush the floor, but they sure do act like a bunch of fucking idiots:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:33 pm

who pissed in Wizards cheerios?

dude says 5 words on here all year , UK wins the championship and he is a Calipari spam bot
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by eCat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:41 pm

we play Maryland Nov 9!

the season start earlier every year
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:37 pm

Ron Mexico wrote:Congrats to eCat, Cats Rule, Crotch, Crow, Bluecat, Fifer, and anyone else I'm missing. Hell, congrats to Ryall, Catlover, Big Blue #1, Bubba, China Cat, John Bonham, and Cobra for that matter. Best team all year long and worthy champions. It's been a long time coming since Tubby and Saul led the way in '98, although I have to admit I enjoyed ESPN fucking up the "previous championship coaches at Kentucky" montage on SportsCenter last night by showing a picture of Eddie Sutton when they read out Joe B. Hall's name.

Anyway, congrats again and we'll see you bastards next fall in Brooklyn, hopefully we can improve enough to give next year's Cats a game, I'm assuming this year's starters are moving on because I don't want to consider the alternative.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:39 pm

eCat wrote:who pissed in Wizards cheerios?

dude says 5 words on here all year , UK wins the championship and he is a Calipari spam bot
Talent posted less..

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:00 pm

chickball posts?!

this place has turned into a nerdy menagerie...

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:03 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:
Yep. Charlie Manson = Jaywalker

Nice try.
if Charlie Manson had been a good football player and stepped foot in Lincoln, then we all know he woulda been a mere jaywalker in the eyes of Dr. Tom Osborne....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by 10ac » Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:13 pm

Speaking of gash ball. I just heard the ND coach say of Gitner(?) "She's like a guy."

Always good to see ND lose at anything.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:36 am

Bluecat wrote:Cal took the heat for "letting off the gas", but that was the youth and inexperience. Watched this team do that time, after time, after time this year. That's where the critics are right on the one and done criticism. This group didn't know how to put a team away that had some fight left in it. But, they were too talented to give it away, too. It was going to take either a more talented team or a team close in talent with a little more experience to beat them and UNC was the only team in the nation that could fit that description this year.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:44 am

most of the wizard allegations came from one newspaper article Chicago suntimes)that off handedly mentioned AD sr trying to get 200k while doing a article on AD jr. the next article instead of retracting mentioned 3 or 4 other colleges and how the bidding started at 125-150K --supposedly AD sr telling those other 3 interested colleges thats where the bidding started at.

AD senior then says he is suing the chicago sun times but evidently decided not to open up that can of worms as thus far no suit has been brought forth

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:48 am

the stupid part about it is the writer throws in this little detail 2/3 of the way through his story offhandedly about AD/200k.

You would think UK would go after that newspaper for libel especially one with big pockets like the suntimes

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:38 am

course with the kentucky president and worldwide wes being such good buds maybe wes took care of that sports reporter from chicago town so wes could get on with the "development' of these fine young student athletes

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:03 pm

I think the term "Student Athlete" went out of style back when UNLV was king.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:00 pm

yeah I don't know why the ncaa post game press conferences call them that

200K is not a large sum of money by any means in exchange for a national championship. worldwide wes has become an expert and guidng his "friends" to kentucky or in the case of lebron guiding them to miami

cam got away with 250K funneled to his "church"
worldwide wes I'm sure is much more polishing his business of dieveriting fine young student athletes to programs that will showcase their talents for future monetary gains in the ncaa., all without money changing hands

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:07 pm

So crash is saying UK cheated too as well as Auburn & that idiot Wiz?

Remember, this is the same guy who said Talent emailed him that he was in the money pool before the tourney started although there is no other proof Talent made the deadline.

Hmmmmmm....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:27 pm

Idiot? Moi?
THE_WIZARD_. Internet legend and all around good guy. STFU.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dr. Nostron » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:28 pm

yes

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:47 pm

Good to see Sullinger head to the draft. He was going nowhere at OSU.

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