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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:15 am

Bklyn wrote:
hedge wrote:"Well, KG was supposed to go to Kentucky...and would have if not for Prop 48, so there's that."

Bullshit! Garnett was going to come to Carolina. He Shammond cousin!
Well, I heard Kentucky...from him. It was direct, so maybe Carolina was in the running too. But, I never heard Carolina as the place he intended to go.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:16 am

See! If some derelict can make a bogus national championship shirt before the game even starts, the NCAA can make a blue hat by the time it's over....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:20 am

Kevin Durant wanted to come to Carolina, too! Goldie is gonna love this one...

http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/ ... -carolina/
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:21 am

If McAdoo can parlay a 15 point performance in the Elite Eight into a lottery spot, Doran Lamb should be in the top 5 after tonight...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:22 am

damn, Brandan Wright. I've completely forgotten about that guy until now. is he in the NBA?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:24 am

Saint wrote:
Bklyn wrote:
hedge wrote:"Well, KG was supposed to go to Kentucky...and would have if not for Prop 48, so there's that."

Bullshit! Garnett was going to come to Carolina. He Shammond cousin!
Well, I heard Kentucky...from him. It was direct, so maybe Carolina was in the running too. But, I never heard Carolina as the place he intended to go.

clearly he lied to you
I mistyped that anyway...it was NOT direct. I've never had a convo with KG. My bad...late typing.

But I did hear it from someone who said they heard it from him...and it was back in '95.
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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:29 am

I'm kidding. I have no idea where KG was going but he is cousins with Shammond Williams and a lot of people in NC seem to have thought he was going to play for Dean.

speaking of Brandan Wright, I wonder how many top recruits have turned into forgotten memories over the past 10 years. Do many dook fans still think about Luol Deng?

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:30 am

interesting how UK seems to be alone in obsessing over the number of championships it's won.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:30 am

hedge wrote:I'd love to see Crotch after UK wins tonight. He'll be sitting there shrugging and stone-faced, acting like he's been there before...
Absolutely Hedge...been there through all of them since '52.....and hopefully many more.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:32 am

"damn, Brandan Wright. I've completely forgotten about that guy until now. is he in the NBA?"

He's been a bust for the most part, injured for the majority of his NBA career, but he has been playing pretty well of late. He's playing backup to Brendan Haywood in Dallas, making close to $1 million a year, so he's not doing too bad. Haywood, OTOH, is making close to $8 million a year and has a 4 year contract that tops out at $10 million in 2015, and his numbers aren't really that much better than Wrights. Go figure...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:33 am

Congrats, Crotch...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:35 am

back home with the family now. This is surreal.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Saint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:36 am

at least 1 of your kids wasn't born the last time you felt this good, right?

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Post by hedge » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:36 am

"speaking of Brandan Wright, I wonder how many top recruits have turned into forgotten memories over the past 10 years. Do many dook fans still think about Luol Deng?"

Not to quibble, but Luol Deng is a borderline superstar. There's no comparison b/w him and Brandan Wright...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:36 am

yeah, but he didn't leave a big imprint at dook.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:42 am

congrats to ecat et al.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:43 am

hedge wrote:Congrats, Crotch...

Humbly accepted Hedge...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:44 am

Saint wrote:at least 1 of your kids wasn't born the last time you felt this good, right?
my son was born in April of 1998.

He was with me tonight watching the game.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:45 am

I feel for those Kansas kids. Watching the post game presser, they are all good kids - don't talk shit , play hard, good attitudes.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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