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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:13 pm

Nice touch by Davis with the gold Mardi Gras beads...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:17 pm

hedge wrote:No doubt Memphis's poor ft shooting put them in the position to only be up 3 with 10 seconds to go (hell, on their last possession in regulation, Memphis could've iced the game if they'd hit both ft's (forgot who was shooting, I think it was the dude with 2 last names but maybe it was Rose, and anyway, they'd missed a bunch more before that)), but yet and still, they did find themselves up 3 with 10 seconds to go. They could've easily let KU bring it up and eat a few seconds off the clock and then fouled. Instead, they chose to lay back in the cut, which cost them the game. That's on the coach. Somewhat similar to when Webber called a timeout they didn't have against us in '93, the main difference being that Michigan was down 2 in that situation. It would've been like if we had had the ball up 2 and one of our guys had called a timeout and then Michigan got 2 ft's and possession and ended up winning. That would've been on Dean, but of course the chances of that happening to a Dean Smith coached team would've been slim to none. All part of the game...
A "no doubt" along with an "in the cut" and an illustrious "all part of the game" closing? Well done, hedge. Well done.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:21 pm

Nice rendition of the natty anthem...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:22 pm

Gator by God's Grace wrote:yes, but will we get video of ecat's wife topless, yavoes a jiggling vigorously to the rat-a-tat of the machine gun, whether the wildcats win or lose? hmm...

that would make a UK title nearly palatable. what say ye, e?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:23 pm

Stu has been listening to Doggy Style lately, he's obsessed with "in the cut". He was like "what does that mean?" and I was like "you know what the hell it means", and then used it appropriately about 5 times before our conversation was over...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:26 pm

Don't know how I feel about UK's "ah, whatever" intros...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by CameronCrazy » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:27 pm

GO KU!!!!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:38 pm

crashcourse wrote:talent wins rat is second. all the rest of us owe money to #416

I have no problem with kentucky winning tonight. the davis kid seems like a good kid and the rest of the team really play well together. 137 points seems like a steel for the under. ku has to hit some shots outside better then they have and hope kentucky hits nothing out there.

that said 68 62 kentucky
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:40 pm

I've seen enough. UK by 15-20.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:42 pm

Look at that white faggot Whitey get his shit packed. He couldn't miss against us but he's like a deer in the headlights against UK...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:42 pm

Whoops, he just made a 3 point play. I thumbed him...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:44 pm

I like Withey's game. I'm not sure of his height, but he has the type of game that will give him a long NBA bench life.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:45 pm

"I wouldn't have paid Talent anyway. He never posted that he was in."

OK, that means whoever came in third doesn't have to pay, since Rat wasn't going to pay irregardless. It's like he wasn't even in it...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:48 pm

Kansas is pushing and smacking like crazy in this game. The refs aren't calling it, but the UK kids aren't getting rattled by it either. I've never seen teenagers play so steady, as consistently.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:49 pm

I was in it. I declared it here per the rules that go back many years. Talent didn't. Enough said.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:03 pm

Nope, if you're saying you weren't going to pay if Talent won, that means, ipso facto (just throwing in a lawyer term since we're talking about Talent here), given that Talent won, you weren't in. Which means the 3rd place guy becomes the second place guy and doesn't have to pay. I don't why you seem to be objecting, I thought you'd be delighted at anything that might cause consternation to Talent, however facetious...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:07 pm

Stu's right, this one is over. It's kinda reminding me of our title game against MSU, over before halftime. Congrats to the UK fans in here. Everybody likes a good game, but I have to say, it's much more satisfying winning in a rout, which is what this one is going to be...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:11 pm

Kansas has missed more easy floaters in the lane. They are clearly so scared of getting their shit slapped out of the gym by Davis that they're putting extra loft on every runner they throw up, to terrible effect. I give Davis credit for that. He doesn't even have to do anything to affect the other team, just his presence has fucked with their game. OTOH, UK is now starting to light it up from behind the arc. That's a pretty bad combination if you're KU...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:13 pm

Whitey can't even make a 4 foot chip shot b/c Davis is in front of him. He wasn't even close. Not sure I've seen a brick from 3 feet out, but that was one....
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:15 pm

Yeah, I've seen Withey get his shot "blocked" three times tonight by dudes standing basically flat foot. Maybe I spoke too soon about his NBA potential...
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