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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:55 pm

Saint wrote:12.6 av. mar. of victory in tourney; 2009 UNC was 20.2
lmao, wasnt that a Tyler Hansbro team? didnt you have some pg, was it LAwson, what dribbled above his shrimpy head all game every game with nary a whistle? please, you guys were duke that year. shit, you still ARE duke to this day... go back to '93 for a non referee-aided unc title, and even that one was dependent upon final minute dumb-assery from chris webber....

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:57 pm

Saint wrote: That actually was a Puget Sound group.
that makes it even worse. hillbillies nation-wide donning a north carolina shirt to fit the part. dag, son...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:58 pm

Gator by God's Grace wrote:
Saint wrote:a UK win tomorrow night would represent a watershed of sorts for this board. I wasn't even posting at cnnsi.com the last time they won it all.
I started posting during the 2000 tourney.

is that about par for everyone else?

I started during the '99 season. I didn't even have a computer at home then and couldn't wait to get to work the day after UConn foiled dook. Tarheeldog had been praying all week and he was in fine form and TomAris quit winking and smiling. oh man, those were the days. I think every poster got in about 3 or 4 vicious debates every day.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Sun Apr 01, 2012 11:59 pm

shit, Granville County is east of Raleigh, bwah.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:51 am

"how is it not a juggernaut? it lost one reg. season game, on a buzzer-beater at Indianer, and lost a conference tourney title game, and that's it."

Three letters: SEC...

"if Kentucky finally wins the whole enchilada tomorry night, then it's fair to say that eCat is morally obligated, after the many years of camaraderie shared here at TGP, to supply us with a video of his wife and/or sis-in-law topless, shooting a machine gun or high caliber weapon(s) from his arsenal into the air in post-game celebration...."

From the photos I've seen of some of the celebrations in Lexington, she'd be right at home brandishing a machine gun. What ever happened to Crotch's claim that UK fans know how to "act like they've been there"? Oh, they don't rush the court, they just commit felonious acts of property damage and arson when they win a "big" game, against a 4 seed that they were pretty much guaranteed to beat? Seriously? Shameful. UK fans have been rightly raked over the coals on national radio for their redneck behavior. Golic flat out called them idiots, which is obviously far too mild a term of approbation....
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:56 am

"I started during the '99 season. I didn't even have a computer at home then"

Not much has changed, obviously. Well, you do have a computer at home now, but it's a Mac that doesn't work, by your own admission. Damn, that's even more shameful than UK fans openly committing murder after their "big" win...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Talent » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:04 am

Ohio State's bedshittery means I win the cash pool.

All those that owe, you can send paypal to: isaac.molnar416@gmail.com

If you prefer checks or cash, send an email to the above address and I'll get that info to you.

And Hedge is right about UK.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:20 am

Fuck off.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:22 am

Either way Kansas gets a National Title for this year. If they win it this evening or when it's vacated in a few years, congrats to the Jayhawks!!!

Fuck Kentucky and anyone that looks like them.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:27 am

I joined cnn from korea in 2000 looking for a kastate forum and started doing talents or oped football contests

don't have to worry about KU setting fires tonight --half the state is burning on the konza prarie anyway in a yearly ritual that is pretty cool to see between KC and wichita off of 35.

I guess rat finished second

check's in the mail talent

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:44 am

The Talent wrote:Ohio State's bedshittery means I win the cash pool.

All those that owe, you can send paypal to: isaac.molnar416@gmail.com

If you prefer checks or cash, send an email to the above address and I'll get that info to you.

And Hedge is right about UK.
I think we should send our money to crash and let him hold it a few months like other pool administrators...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Mon Apr 02, 2012 9:52 am

BigRedMan wrote:Either way Kansas gets a National Title for this year. If they win it this evening or when it's vacated in a few years, congrats to the Jayhawks!!!

Fuck Kentucky and anyone that looks like them.
oh, glory. the hoosier dumbass (please excuse the redundancy) chimes in

i thought we shut your piehole up last week? no? well, here's the thing: kelvin sampson

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:54 am

I'll pull the couch out of my hotel room and burn it in the parking lot. Got here to NOLA Saturday afternoon. Didn't try to get tixs for Saturday, instead went to Walk On's near the stadium. Before the game the crowd was definately blue in their but by gametime the Wildcats had left for the game and Kansas was the majority. We Wildcats huddled together and outscreamed the others. Scored Monday night tickets on the street. Yesterday went to Mother's for breakfast Mass at St Louis Cathedreal. Met Joe Hall on Jackson Square. I was surprised how much he knew about the UK swimming team in my time. I'll post a pic if I can figure out how. Can someone tell me how to do it?

Attended a riverboat cruise hosted by the UK alumni in the afternoon, then went to dinner in the French quarter Bourbon Street was insane!! The Big Blue Nation is an invasion. Saw next years teams walking around Bourbon Street. The McDonald Al American game brought them there. Everyone recognized them and asking for posed pictures. The kids were eating it up. Ready to bring home number 8 tonight. God of Battles Steel my soldiers hearts.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:58 am

You mean couch?

The line is Kentucky (-6). I pick Kentucky to cover.

The over/under is 137 - Definitely, under. I don't see Kansas getting out of the 40's and I don't see Kentucky getting much over 60.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:26 am

Can someone help me with how to post a picture here?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:29 am

Cats rule wrote:
BigRedMan wrote:Either way Kansas gets a National Title for this year. If they win it this evening or when it's vacated in a few years, congrats to the Jayhawks!!!

Fuck Kentucky and anyone that looks like them.
oh, glory. the hoosier dumbass (please excuse the redundancy) chimes in

i thought we shut your piehole up last week? no? well, here's the thing: kelvin sampson
Funny you point to Kelvin Sampson while...how many time as Wildcat U been in trouble with the NCAA? How many times has Teflon Cal had seasons vacated?

Yeah....you will rue the day my friend. Imminent rueage!!!
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 11:39 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cletus » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:20 pm

Fifer wrote:Can someone help me with how to post a picture here?
Is google too complicated for you?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:21 pm

Shaolin Forehead Battling Skills, what??
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Mon Apr 02, 2012 4:17 pm

I have limited access right now.

Anthony Davis gave Robinson all the motivation he needed at the press conference but I'm liking our chances.

UK just can't let the game be close at the end. Less than 5 points with 1 minute and Kansas has some crazy luck on winning games.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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