Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by gule » Fri May 13, 2011 9:44 am

enuff already!

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Dora » Fri May 13, 2011 1:50 pm

> the older male usually has a fatter wallet, thus the attraction

Yeah, in the women's locker room, we masturbate to pictures of old men's fat wallets.
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Post by Toemeesleather » Fri May 13, 2011 1:57 pm

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

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Post by Toemeesleather » Fri May 13, 2011 1:58 pm

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Dora » Fri May 13, 2011 1:59 pm

WTF? Where's the wallet?
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri May 13, 2011 2:04 pm

I guess she's with him now. I suppose that is what Anna wanted anyway since she LOVED her husband so much.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri May 13, 2011 2:58 pm

It's not the wallets of rich old farts that arouses women. It's all the things that the credit cards IN the wallets can buy for them that arouses women.
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Post by It's me Karen » Fri May 13, 2011 3:07 pm

I tell you, there's not enough money in the world...

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri May 13, 2011 3:41 pm

If he wanted to, geeky Bill Gates could have five different women every night for the rest of his life. A dirt poor George Clooney would be celibate.
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Post by innocentbystander » Fri May 13, 2011 4:44 pm

It's me Karen wrote:I tell you, there's not enough money in the world...
I keep thinking of that scene in Big Daddy where Adam Sandler looks at his former girlfriend with her new "boy"-friend and he keeps saying "...are you kidding me, you are going to lay down underneath someone old enough to be your dad with his wrinkly-loose skin..." and he was grossing himself out... LOL!
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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Jungle Rat » Fri May 13, 2011 6:39 pm

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Post by Professor Tiger » Fri May 13, 2011 8:19 pm

Three or two?
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Post by smeee » Fri May 13, 2011 10:18 pm

Dora wrote:> the older male usually has a fatter wallet, thus the attraction

Yeah, in the women's locker room, we masturbate to pictures of old men's fat wallets.

hahahaha...dora! lolol


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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by Owlman » Fri May 13, 2011 10:54 pm

Yeah, in the women's locker room, we masturbate to pictures of old men's fat wallets.

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by smeee » Sun May 15, 2011 11:07 am

well...we couldn't tell ya EVERYTHING or we'd hafta kill you... *bats lashes*

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Post by AugustWest » Sun May 15, 2011 11:10 am

you wouldnt believe what goes on in women's locker rooms. based on the movies I watch anyway.
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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by smeee » Wed May 18, 2011 11:58 pm

well...clearly the men are all stupified and mesmerized by the sheer imagery.....

*slaps knee*

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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu May 19, 2011 12:27 am

smeee wrote:well...clearly the men are all stupified and mesmerized by the sheer imagery.....

*slaps knee*
Women do the same thing looking at expensive shoes and chocolate.
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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by smeee » Thu May 19, 2011 11:09 am

and..............your point is?

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Re: Hacksaw's 9:1 Media Thread

Post by bluetick » Thu May 19, 2011 11:35 am

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