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Post by 10ac » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:21 pm

heh
Let 'er Blow!

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:23 pm

dag, Anita looks like she's about to kiss Ole Hank.

<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="360" src="http://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/ ... iframe><br /><a href="" target="_blank">Hank Williams & Anita Carter</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/dag2007" target="_blank">dag2007</a></i>

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ok, i have no idea how to use html here or embed a non-youtube non-google vid, so i'll just embed a poorer quality youtube version:

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:00 pm

danny manning tired of waiting for his chance takes the tulsa job

would have been great if kstate could have coaxed him over but that wan't gonna happen

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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:27 pm

I call bullshit when reporters do this, such as just before the Indiana game, a reporter came out with some story about Gilchrist saying he was going pro,

so I have to say its also bullshit that they decide to release this book on Pitino the week of the final four.
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(she doesn't have a daughter I don't think so I'm assuming that girl represents the aborted baby)

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btw, this is her modeling for diet pepsi before gravity and one night stands caught up with her

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That said, damn, a book about it? She is like good luggage, you ain't ever getting rid of her.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Cats rule » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:00 pm

DooKSucks wrote:BRING BACK METZGER!
fuck metzger and that shit-pot program he pulls for

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Post by DooKSucks » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:13 pm

This is the biggest UL/UK game since the 1983 Regional Final. Metzger's presence is a necessity.
I proudly took AFAM 040 at Carolina.

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Post by Cats rule » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:34 pm

DooKSucks wrote:This is the biggest UL/UK game since the 1983 Regional Final. Metzger's presence is a necessity.
metzger's presence isn't a necessity...it's a boil on the ass of polite society

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by The Anti k* » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:21 pm

It's official, Barnes, Henson and Marshall are gone. If McAdoo leaves, too, we are headed back to the NIT...

By UNC Athletic Comm.

Posted Mar 29, 2012


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CHAPEL HILL, N.C. --- North Carolina junior forward John Henson, sophomore forward Harrison Barnes and sophomore point guard Kendall Marshall will enter the 2012 NBA Draft, the school officially announced on Thursday.

“It’s a great day for three youngsters who are taking another step toward their ultimate goal of playing professional basketball,” says head coach Roy Williams. “On a very small stage, it’s a sad day for me because I won’t get to coach them again. All Tar Heel fans will miss them greatly, as well.

“When I recruit a young man I talk to them about their ultimate goals and each of them are taking that next step toward reaching the goals they spoke to me about. I am extremely pleased for them. They have meant so much to our basketball program and the University of North Carolina. I thank them for everything they have contributed to Carolina Basketball.

“I really look forward to watching Harrison, John and Kendall play in the NBA. I know they will be very successful. They have been and will always be great Tar Heels.”

Henson was the ACC’s defensive player of the year in 2011 and 2012 and earned first-team all-conference honors as a junior. He played in 109 games and finished with1,124 points, 885 rebounds (11th all-time at UNC) and 279 blocks, the second-most in school history. He is first all-time at Carolina with 2.56 blocked shots per game.

"I've loved my three years at Carolina, and now I'm ready to pursue my dream of playing in the NBA,” says Henson. “It's tough to leave because I love my teammates, coaches and UNC. I wish we'd been able to bring our fans a national championship, but it wasn't meant to be. I am proud of what we accomplished, especially the last two years.

"I plan to finish working toward my degree. That's important to my parents, Coach Williams and me. I can't say enough about how much I've enjoyed my experience in Chapel Hill. This was a big decision and it will be a big change, but I'm ready.

"I'd like to thank my parents, Coach Williams and his staff and all of my teammates for everything they've done to get me ready for this moment. I'd also like to thank all the Carolina fans who have given us so much support over the last three years."

Barnes earned first-team All-ACC honors and second-team All-America honors (NABC) as a sophomore after leading Carolina in scoring for the second straight year. The Ames, Iowa, native scored 1,228 points in 75 games, an average of 16.4 per contest.

“I’m honored and blessed to have the opportunity to compete in the NBA,” says Barnes. “The love and respect I have for basketball fuel the drive toward my ultimate goal – to experience an illustrious career in the NBA. I have consulted with Coach Williams and my family, and although it was a difficult decision, I have decided to enter this year’s NBA draft.

“Chapel Hill is a special place. Over the past two years I’ve enjoyed every single moment of my Tar Heel experience. The road we took to reach the Elite 8 in 2011 and again in 2012 were great team accomplishments. I am thankful to UNC fans, my teammates, and to have played for Hall of Fame Coach Roy Williams and the entire coaching staff. Now it’s time for the next course of my journey. Although I may be giving up my eligibility, I will continue to pursue my degree. I love this university and will always be a Tar Heel.”

Marshall won the 2012 Bob Cousy Award as the top point guard in the nation and was a first-team All-America by CBSSports.com. The Dumfries, Va., native set the ACC’s single-season assist record this year with 351, the fourth-most in NCAA history. He also set ACC single-season records with 9.75 assists per game and 17 double-figure assist games. He is Carolina’s all-time leader in assist per game (7.96) and the ACC’s career leader in assist-turnover ratio (3.01). He is second in ACC history in assists per game.

“I would like to thank my family, coaches, teammates and the Tar Heel Nation for all their support,” says Marshall. “It’s been the greatest two years of my life. I have always put the team before myself and I am extremely proud of what we've accomplished. My life long dream has been to play basketball at the highest level possible and I feel now is my greatest opportunity to fulfill this goal. I will always be a Tar Heel at heart and I will carry the experiences that I’ve had here both on and off the court with me for the rest of my life.”

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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:44 pm

I don't think it will be that drastic
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:46 pm

Cats rule wrote:
DooKSucks wrote:This is the biggest UL/UK game since the 1983 Regional Final. Metzger's presence is a necessity.
metzger's presence isn't a necessity...it's a boil on the ass of polite society
this ain't polite society, son, this here's The Goat Pen...

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Post by hedge » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:15 pm

"I don't think it will be that drastic"

We're losing our entire starting lineup and its not that drastic? With Marshall and McAdoo, we would've been pretty good, probably top 10 good. Without Marshall, we might be top 20. Might. Without Marshall and McAdoo (I know the article didn't mention him, but he could very well decide to go), we're going to struggle to make the tourny. An undersized freshman pg and nobody in the post. Ugh...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.

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Post by eCat » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:19 pm

hedge wrote:"I don't think it will be that drastic"

We're losing our entire starting lineup and its not that drastic? With Marshall and McAdoo, we would've been pretty good, probably top 10 good. Without Marshall, we might be top 20. Might. Without Marshall and McAdoo (I know the article didn't mention him, but he could very well decide to go), we're going to struggle to make the tourny. An undersized freshman pg and nobody in the post. Ugh...
Roy might have a slight credibility problem with recruits after suggesting that Barnes come back.

But UNC is UNC, and I wouldn't be surprised to see a high profile transfer and a last minute change of heart by a highly ranked high school senior as he pulls out the stops to make sure he doesn't have a horrible season. Roy has playing time to give and he'll do whatever he has to in order to sell it at Carolina.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by aTm » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:52 pm

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Post by Gator by God's Grace » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:54 am

mighty hedgehog one day in the future:

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Post by sardis » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:47 am

To be fair, how long are you going to drag out a 15 year picture of Ashley Judd?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:40 am

DS needs more info on the Louisville chick.

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Post by Fifer » Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:54 am

sardis wrote:To be fair, how long are you going to drag out a 15 year picture of Ashley Judd?


I don't want to be fair I want to piss on Loserville.

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