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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:53 pm

Go to the 3 minutes mark....

[youtube]myhnAZFR1po[/youtube]
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:22 pm

that's a usual sunday afternoon at ecat's house

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:38 pm

I thought eCats relatives were jews
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:11 pm

There have been more UNC-UK posts here in the last few days than the entire regular season. Im getting that the UNC fans here still can't accept the fact they are still behind Kentucky and realize it's only just begun

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:39 pm

aTm wrote:how is that pronounced? pew-ned?
I always thought it was spelled "pwned" and pronounced "owned."
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:45 pm

I thought the "p" gave it added effect.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:48 pm

pwn3d=owned
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Post by Saint » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:58 pm

aTm's dorkiness just festers out of him. like phlegm rising in the lungs of an angry old man in the nursing home, a trilling nerd laugh bubbled up inside him as he caught the incorrect juxtaposition of the 3 in my "p3wned." his fingers danced across the keyboards like a fat first-grader skipping to the ice cream truck as he dashed out emails to his geek cabal so they could chortle over their diet mtn. dews that someone misspelled a misspelling. then he remembered he'd forgotten to stop by Kroger on the way home and get that new Marie Callender's frozen dinner he'd been eyeing (along with several of the hard-titted teenaged checkout girls) his last few trips there and his mirth ended as yet another trip to KFC loomed...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:59 pm

Jungle Rat wrote:There have been more UNC-UK posts here in the last few days than the entire regular season. Im getting that the UNC fans here still can't accept the fact they are still behind Kentucky and realize it's only just begun
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:59 pm

Popeyes
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by It's me Karen » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:16 am

I never tire of watching that Deliverance video.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:34 am

aTm wrote:I thought eCats relatives were jews



jew wedding at the end of june
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:43 am

I've never had an intense hatred for Pitino, even after he took the Louisville job. That's not to say that I don't enjoy the occasional barb because he did leave us when we were on a roll. Had he stayed at UK, he'd probably be around the 800 win mark now and its safe to say we'd have at least 3 more final fours under our belt - plus not have to endure Tubby's grind it out style and the Gillispie nightmare.

But I've never been one of these UK fans that hates all things Louisville. Growing up in the western part of the state you just never heard about them, not even when they were in their glory days of the 80's. That might be the ultimate little brother insult though. They were closer to us than Lexington and we never talked about Louisville basketball. We talked Murray St all the time ( mostly in the context of how bad UK would beat them)

that said, if we lose Saturday, this is going to be the general mood of the state
[youtube]FQ5ob9B9yD4[/youtube]
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:53 am

ecat are you still going to the game? I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. Will get there about noon on Saturday. Still don't have tickets. I'm gonna see the Saturday game at Walk Ons sports bar. Then when we win on Saturday and we will win, I'm gonna score tickets for Monday night. Gonna stay in NOLA till Wednesday then head over to the Redneck Riviera then head home Easter Sunday.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:56 am

Fifer wrote:ecat are you still going to the game? I'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. Will get there about noon on Saturday. Still don't have tickets. I'm gonna see the Saturday game at Walk Ons sports bar. Then when we win on Saturday and we will win, I'm gonna score tickets for Monday night. Gonna stay in NOLA till Wednesday then head over to the Redneck Riviera then head home Easter Sunday.

I sold my tickets, however as luck would have it I'm going to be 90 miles away on Monday.

If we win Saturday I'll drive over that day and try to find some UL fans or the loser of the Kansas/OH st game and score tickets for Monday. The seats I had were horrible and its not worth it to me if I can't actually distinguish who the players are on the court.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:52 am

Saint wrote:aTm's dorkiness just festers out of him. like phlegm rising in the lungs of an angry old man in the nursing home, a trilling nerd laugh bubbled up inside him as he caught the incorrect juxtaposition of the 3 in my "p3wned." his fingers danced across the keyboards like a fat first-grader skipping to the ice cream truck as he dashed out emails to his geek cabal so they could chortle over their diet mtn. dews that someone misspelled a misspelling. then he remembered he'd forgotten to stop by Kroger on the way home and get that new Marie Callender's frozen dinner he'd been eyeing (along with several of the hard-titted teenaged checkout girls) his last few trips there and his mirth ended as yet another trip to KFC loomed...
That's very Crowesque sassque...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:56 am

I always thought pwn3d was pronounced pawned, in the sense that they were talking about pawns in that episode of The Wire...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:40 am

BRING BACK METZGER!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:42 am

This isnt goiong to end well.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:06 pm

my goodness, what's going to happen if Louisville beats Kentucky? i may root for it just for the chaos, even though kentucky really does have the best team in the country...

it would be like, Spurrier beating the Gators...

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