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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:06 am

I liked it when Coach Doh posted in here...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:31 am

alot of interesting story lines for the final four.

Kansas, Ohio St and UL all have the revenge motive for beating UK.

Cal has the revenge motive for beating Kansas

Kansas beat Ohio St without Sullinger

Rick Pitino had sex with a woman for 15 seconds on a restaurant table.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:20 am

Rick Pitino had sex with a woman for 15 seconds on a restaurant table.

Is that wrong?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:44 am

eCat wrote:alot of interesting story lines for the final four.

Kansas, Ohio St and UL all have the revenge motive for beating UK.

Cal has the revenge motive for beating Kansas

Kansas beat Ohio St without Sullinger

Rick Pitino had sex with a woman for 15 seconds on a restaurant table.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:30 pm

heh per Dooley of the G'ville Sun:

Imagine fans with the arrogance of Kentucky fans. Now imagine them much younger and much more inebriated. Now you have Kansas fans.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Gator by God's Grace » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:36 pm

I didn't know ecat's wife can speak Portugese:

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/tix/2922544272.html

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:28 pm

THE_WIZARD_ wrote:Rick Pitino had sex with a woman for 15 seconds on a restaurant table.

Is that wrong?

ask the guy that had lunch there the next day
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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:29 pm

Rat...was that wrong?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:48 pm

Yes. My napkin kept sticking to the table

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:49 pm

Well if having sex on a restaurant table for 15 seconds is wrong...I don't wanna be right...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:50 pm

You'd be lucky to make it 15 seconds

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:05 pm

So?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:28 pm

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Post by THE_WIZARD_ » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:30 pm

The most shocking thing in that video isn't the burning of furniture...or even the jumping over of burning furniture by drunken morons...it's the fact that Kentuckians actually own cell phones with cameras...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:53 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:42 pm

wasn't this the woman that Hedge was standing behind at his Occupy D.C. thing?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manh ... obinsource
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:51 pm

yep

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:39 pm

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:56 pm

well, well, well, looks like I'll be a Ricky P. fan this Saturday. not because I hate UK but because the collective implosion of its fan base would be the most entertainment since Calhoune knocked out dook in '99

for god's sake, somebody find Mecca and bring him here

I hate that Carolina lost but without Marshall they didn't have a chance. sort of taints the title for whoever wins it this year but that's the way it goes. all things considered, the consolation prize of UK vs. Louisville in the FF isn't too shabby.

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