Ostensibly Hoops

goldenbear · Post by **goldenbear** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:24 pm

I do not think Davis will be a better scorer than Camby, I do not like his offensive game at all right now, it is pretty limited,

Kidd Gilcrhist can do it all

DooKSucks · Post by **DooKSucks** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:05 pm

The Anti k* wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:
Who's the dumb (but sorta cute) brunette wearing the Kentucky Football t-shirt? If she's that stupid, would she be interested in a 44 year-old Carolina fan with nothing else to do now?

Shit. You're just a creepy old guy. I'm 27 and still somewhat acceptable. I'll handle this. Plus, I am going through a brunette phase.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:41 pm

Here's something closer to your normal standard, brunette style. She just caught sight of you strolling by in a pink pop collar...

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:22 pm

so where was dsux talking to talent?

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:27 pm

hedge wrote:He's probably not watching the UK game. Nobody wants to watch a team that whipped his team's ass 3 times in 2 months. And will no doubt do it again if they're unfortunate enough to have to face them again, a fact that Gator is all too painfully aware of. Actually, I doubt he gives a shit about Florida hoops...

The first sentence is true, but not for the posited reason.

The third sentence is true, and has been my solace in tryna accept my team's chokery on Saturday.

re fourth sentence, gmafb. you're above that kind of reaching, dude.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:28 pm

DooKSucks wrote:
The Anti k* wrote:
Jungle Rat wrote:
Who's the dumb (but sorta cute) brunette wearing the Kentucky Football t-shirt? If she's that stupid, would she be interested in a 44 year-old Carolina fan with nothing else to do now?
Shit. You're just a creepy old guy. I'm 27 and still somewhat acceptable. I'll handle this. Plus, I am going through a brunette phase.

She looks like a cross between America Ferrer (or whatever that Ugly Betty girl's name is) and a Kardashian. It also looks like her bras are pissed. I'll pass.

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:30 pm

the other girl appears to be rubbing her own nipple, and i'm wondering where her right hand is...

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:33 pm

"re fourth sentence, gmafb. you're above that kind of reaching, dude."

Not when you're sassing Carolina like you were that day...

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:51 pm

well i admit, i was intentionally trying to get glodenbrea's goat, in an endeavor which i found very amusing, and you got caught a bit in the barrage. so, i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings and all.

but, to make it up to you and the other non-goblendrea unc fans, let me dust off my old physics perfesser's hat, and resume one of the duties assigned to me back in the ancient and hoary days of the Original Goat Pen:

updating on the status of humanity's efforts to achieve nuclear fusion: http://news.yahoo.com/nuclear-fusion-re ... 10438.html

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:09 am

I thought Floater was the batman of physics and other natural sciences?

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:12 am

no, Floater was just blind as a bat.

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:16 am

check out this video around the 1:49 mark. I picture all kentuckians, north carolinians, and other hill folk as growing up on this shit:

[youtube]hLFfHRTA9mc[/youtube]

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:17 am

no, Floater was just blind as a bat.

Speaking of, I was thinking about (really just whimsically, no intent to take any action) adding some kind of "wiki" type document or pages to this site simply to store articles or entries about the goat pen that we could all edit. For instance an entry on Michael Jordan which would celebrate his status as greatest basketball player of all-time, poster boy for cheating, keep away playing ugly-ball college hoops teams, and first overall draft pick. It occurs to me now that an entry about Floater whipping up on an optical drive with a jar of peanut butter would make a nice tale.

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:19 am

dammit, how do you post videos with this bb code?

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:21 am

you just need the id code

Code: Select all

[youtube]hLFfHRTA9mc[/youtube]

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:25 am

got it thnx

Gator by God's Grace · Post by **Gator by God's Grace** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 1:35 am

hedge wrote:Not when you're sassing Carolina like you were that day...

actually, i don't recall sassing the gamecocks at all that day....

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:29 am

Listen at the very beginning of that video Gator posted, does the guy say "June, let's forget all the bullshit"??

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:32 am

"well i admit, i was intentionally trying to get glodenbrea's goat, in an endeavor which i found very amusing, and you got caught a bit in the barrage. so, i'm sorry if i hurt your feelings and all."

You did...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:03 am

ESPN has a show on Tuesdays called "The Experts" and its basically a show where they get coaches who have been fired for sucking to talk basketball. The last week added Matt Doherty and Darrin Horn.

so there is a thread about it at Catspause and they are talking about Doherty who decided it was his job to dog Calipari during the last segment and someone posted this
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Originally posted by The_Catfather:
So he's been fired at multiple jobs and is part of an ESPN program called "The Experts?" Gotcha.

Barryn2000
Matt Doherty is to head coaching what Ziusudra is to catpause.

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So Crow is making his presence felt over there too

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