NSFW - Oregon State Beavers
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Minus the gun and the belly button ring, she could pass as my first wife to a T. Hair, face, and tits are spot-on.
pics or it didnt happen.
pics or it didnt happen.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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Or the one who went lesbian?hedge wrote:The one who put out a restraining order against you?
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I'm beginning to see how much of a struggle it is to raise a daughter. Mine is now in 5th grade.
Yesterday her "boyfriend" - a kid that lives maybe 9 houses down from us gave her a flower. Innocent enough, and then she proceeds to tell us they sat by each other on the bus and held hands. Aww...ain't that cute
Except this morning I'm reading her text message on her phone (yea, I do that, fuck her privacy, I'm her daddy) and this little manipulative bastard is using the same lines on her that I'd use on a girl when I'm 17 trying to get her panties off. He's decided they need to start kissing so he is trying everything - from "its not a big deal" to "it won't be scary" to "are we just going to hold hands forever"?
in one way I think its a good thing because she is learning early that a guy will say anything and its 100% bullshit but I'm surprised we're having to address the pressure tactics of a boy this early.
Yesterday her "boyfriend" - a kid that lives maybe 9 houses down from us gave her a flower. Innocent enough, and then she proceeds to tell us they sat by each other on the bus and held hands. Aww...ain't that cute
Except this morning I'm reading her text message on her phone (yea, I do that, fuck her privacy, I'm her daddy) and this little manipulative bastard is using the same lines on her that I'd use on a girl when I'm 17 trying to get her panties off. He's decided they need to start kissing so he is trying everything - from "its not a big deal" to "it won't be scary" to "are we just going to hold hands forever"?
in one way I think its a good thing because she is learning early that a guy will say anything and its 100% bullshit but I'm surprised we're having to address the pressure tactics of a boy this early.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Heh. My daughters are 14 and 10. It gets worse.
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glad I have boys. My wife is very much in teaching them to respect women, but hey, they're boys
My Dad is my hero still.
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I guess it doesn't help I have a double standard. I'm telling my son to get as much as he can while they are young and stupid
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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My 14 year old is a knucklehead. I truly expect to see her on an episode of "16 and Pregnant" in a couple years. That or in Juvie.
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Once they hit 14 or 15, it's pretty much over. They're going to do about whatever the fuck they want and, short of keeping them locked in their rooms, there's not a whole lot you can do about it. Nor should you try. Do your job when they're younger, be up front with them, let them know you have expectations and then you just have to let em go. Everybody's got to live their own life, mistakes and all.
That said, I know for sure that there's no way the MIF's kids or their friends are doing anything near as bad or as often as me, Stu and our crowd did at that age. For one thing, the drinking age was 18 back then, and even if you weren't 18, it was fully expected and accepted that you were drinking beer at 16. We used to go to one of the local pizza joints after every one of our soccer games, on school nights, and sit around and order pitchers and pizza, not worrying one bit if anybody saw us. Nobody gave a shit. Me and Logan used to go to the drive up grocery and get a six pack of tall boys most school nights and just ride around drinking in my convertible Mustang. And Friday afternoons it was straight to the local western themed saloon on the outskirts of town (Buck and Ollie's) right from the school parking lot, and smoking weed on the way over. They served beer out of quart sized mason jars at Buck's. It's still in operation, but I haven't been in years. Friday afternoons that place was packed with high school kids getting drunk. None of the kids around town would dare do any of that these days, and nobody would serve them if they tried...
That said, I know for sure that there's no way the MIF's kids or their friends are doing anything near as bad or as often as me, Stu and our crowd did at that age. For one thing, the drinking age was 18 back then, and even if you weren't 18, it was fully expected and accepted that you were drinking beer at 16. We used to go to one of the local pizza joints after every one of our soccer games, on school nights, and sit around and order pitchers and pizza, not worrying one bit if anybody saw us. Nobody gave a shit. Me and Logan used to go to the drive up grocery and get a six pack of tall boys most school nights and just ride around drinking in my convertible Mustang. And Friday afternoons it was straight to the local western themed saloon on the outskirts of town (Buck and Ollie's) right from the school parking lot, and smoking weed on the way over. They served beer out of quart sized mason jars at Buck's. It's still in operation, but I haven't been in years. Friday afternoons that place was packed with high school kids getting drunk. None of the kids around town would dare do any of that these days, and nobody would serve them if they tried...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.
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that pick is a classic. It reminds me of home.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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me too. When I see an ass like that, I want to make myself home there.
My Dad is my hero still.
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I want to meet your mom.Bklyn wrote:that pick is a classic. It reminds me of home.
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Heh...that would be my wife.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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I can't imagine having a daughter. that would be a nightmare.
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yeah...really enjoying this conversation as my daughter just happens to be turning 14 next friday
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I raised a daughter. She's 28 now. She's high maintenace, but she turned out just fine, as did my son. I did it alone for 5 years.
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thanks puter.
U*NC is the cleanest most honest athletic program on the planet. I am jealous of their deserved success, and I'm a mewling cunt.