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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:21 am

Would somebody please teach DS how to fucking quote already? Christ!

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:59 am

"There is nothing that UK would love more than to shit in Louisville face."

From what I've heard, that's considered basic foreplay in Kentucky. Thanks for confirming that, Fifer...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:04 am

"lets wait and see what the teams do in the tournament. Lottery picks have a way of going up or down based on their performance in March"

You're right. I suspect when UK is shocked in the Sweet 16, with Jones's stat line in low single digits across the board, he might drop out of the first round altogether. Not that he would deserve it based on that one performance, but as you said, those performances in March seem to count for more than they should. Well, at least you'd be getting him back in Lexington next year, where I'm sure, under the hypothetical circumstance I so longingly described above, he would be received with open arms and shouts of joy. Well, there would be arms (fararms) and shouts, at least..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:05 am

And that was firearms, for the phonetically challenged...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:21 am

I don't really think much about Louisville. If with Pitino, if it weren't for their fans living and breathing failure for UK, I'd never keep up with them.

That said, I wanted them to beat Syracuse and I was openly pulling for them, surprising much to the dismay of some of my fellow UK fans.

I don't get rooting for a teams failure over what benefits your program.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:35 am

You cold calculating son of a bitch...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:36 am

From me and Stu's town. They don't get shit like this in Mt. Olive where DS is from...

"Cocaine worth $1.5 million found inside unoccupied vehicle in Wilson"

http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/feb/14/ ... r-1929196/
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:44 am

hedge wrote:From me and Stu's town. They don't get shit like this in Mt. Olive where DS is from...

"Cocaine worth $1.5 million found inside unoccupied vehicle in Wilson"

http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/feb/14/ ... r-1929196/

if someone isn't dead yet, they will be soon
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 9:45 am

I hope it's not Stu, but I know you didn't mean death by grief...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by DooKSucks » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:53 pm

Fuck off. I'm not from Mount Olive. I had a client in a Divorce/Equitable Distribution case picked up by the DEA for twenty-six counts of trafficking cocaine. Top that, mother fucker!

He has a $3,000,000.00 secure bond right now.
hedge wrote:From me and Stu's town. They don't get shit like this in Mt. Olive where DS is from...

"Cocaine worth $1.5 million found inside unoccupied vehicle in Wilson"

http://www2.nbc17.com/news/2012/feb/14/ ... r-1929196/
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:36 pm

I don't think DS is gonna make it in the real world. He'll do fine though down there in Carolinaville.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by aTm » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:39 pm

Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:53 pm

what has DS done to draw the ire of Rat?

too much love for Whitney?
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by BigRedMan » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:56 pm

LOL at ATM
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:35 pm

eCat wrote:what has DS done to draw the ire of Rat?

too much love for Whitney?
Um, he has drawn my ire since the.day he got a free day pass here via CameronCrazy. Don't you dare fucking blame me.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:37 pm

Plus, he doesn't know how to quote

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:08 pm

"Fuck off. I'm not from Mount Olive."

I forgot, you're from Dudley. DUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDDDDDDD-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:03 pm

eCat wrote:I don't really think much about Louisville. If with Pitino, if it weren't for their fans living and breathing failure for UK, I'd never keep up with them.

That said, I wanted them to beat Syracuse and I was openly pulling for them, surprising much to the dismay of some of my fellow UK fans.

I don't get rooting for a teams failure over what benefits your program.
the opinion that a syracuse loss benefits uk isn't one i share. #1 overall seed as it relates to uk is a myth. the selection committee ain't doing uk no favors regardless of what the standard operating procedure may be. we'll get the toughest 2 seed regardless of what syracuse does the rest of the way

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:15 pm

see, this is the horseshit logic I have to deal with
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:42 pm

eCat wrote:see, this is the horseshit logic I have to deal with
who was the #1 overall seed 2 years ago, mr. spock? how'd that work out for us?

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