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hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:22 am

"you want a night off the rock, you get drunk. so drunk that you'll be unable to go out and score a 20-rock later."

A half gallon of Everclear delivered by IV wouldn't keep you from your dread mission (I use that last word deliberately)...

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:02 am

smoking rock after you're apeshit = instant hangover + rampant paranoia

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:22 pm

When did that ever stop you?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 4:42 pm

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:49 pm

Speaking of crack and pot/kettle/black (esp. the black part), I was watching the Comedy Central roast of Flava Flav the other night and one of the roasters said Flava Flav looked like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge. On the sun. Crispy...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:58 pm

Guessing nobody is laughing now either.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:03 am

You look like Elijah Wood on a three year crack binge. In Washington Court House....

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Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:05 am

Who Is Elijah Wood?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:06 am

Oh I get it. That's the name of your penis. Very clever Hedge.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:27 pm

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:34 pm

Rat beat up his boyfriend?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:04 am

I still have no idea who that is although he looks like a guy I bunked with down at the Justice Center back in 06. Poor kid cried his eyes out the whole night because he was scared and was afraid he was going to be raped. Kid came from money. Found out later why he was crying. He got intruded in intake.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:06 am

He now works for Ohio State

Owlman · Post by **Owlman** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:32 am

hedge wrote:

Is that true, or a role he's playing? If true, what happened?

aTm · Post by **aTm** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:23 am

Photoshopped

Hizzy III · Post by **Hizzy III** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:13 pm

That's nothing compared to the photo I saw the other day of MacCauley Culkin, and MC's wasn't photoshopped or had anything to do with the Minneapolis Police Department or any other police department. Dude weighs like 80 pounds and looks 51 years old.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:36 pm

Taken on the 11th

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:38 pm

Wasn't he engaged to Mila Kunis at some point in the past? She hasn't aged in 10 years, maybe she's a succubus.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:41 pm

No idea who Mila Kunis even is. Sorry.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:45 pm

Really? I thought you would've known the random, nubile hot-young-actresses out there. Hmph. Somebody will post a picture or name a movie/TV show you may have seen that she stars/voices.

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