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Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:57 pm

Halle Berry:

oh yeah, she's seen the knife

Not much changed on her:

Well, we know where she honed her comic chops:

and lastly:

Maybe that Prom scene from "Friends" wasn't too far from the truth:

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:35 am

damn, Halle wasn't even as hot as Shawna, that black cheerleader I banged senior year. I probably should have stayed with that. tall, skinny with big ol tittles.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:04 am

What are the odds she stayed that way without being a Hollywood star? Shawna is probably pushing 215 right now.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:35 am

Shawna was hot. I've still never figured out how Stu got to hit that...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:36 am

ok, now I"m intrigued. I need a year book photo

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:38 am

I'm sure Stu can come up with one. As a bonus, she was the assistant principal's daughter...

Hizzy III · Post by **Hizzy III** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:08 pm

Okay, I bought this dude's book some years ago and was curious as to whether he'd written anything else. So I go to Amazon to check, find nothing else written by him, but do come across this review of the book that he did write--except, the review has nothing to do with the book and has everything to do with something, well... creepy.

http://www.amazon.com/Cookie-Cutter-Ste ... addOneStar

I'm not sure how long Amazon will allow this to stay up. All sorts of litigation could be on the table, whether the allegations are true or not.

Bklyn · Post by **Bklyn** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:02 pm

Crazy. Sad. Disturbing.

(If it's true or not...as the adjectives would simply shift from one person to the other)

With that said, please forgive me...

This book was written by my father, Sterling Anthony, who had sexually molested his granddaughter on Thursday, January 26, 2012. He is intellegent and very cunning.

Apparently, that intelligence trait didn't do any hereditary leaps.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:54 pm

That is bizarre...

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:30 pm

Dammit. Now I have to read it.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 11:33 pm

I did click on yes.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:12 am

no facebook results for Shawna. I was covering a HS basketball game about 4 years ago and this man and woman came in the gym and sat in the stands (it was over a holiday weekend) and I was pretty sure that it was her and if it was, time had been kind to her. I didn't approach her because it didn't end well. I never called her back after banging her on my parents bed one hot summer day (I think I may have been her first) and it remains my deepest regret. She was going away to summer camp in 2 days and I figured she just wanted some white boy dick but later found out she was more into me than I thought. This was right before the time Vanessa Williams' nude pics came out and that gave me the itch for more dark meat later that summer but she didn't return my calls, so I figured she one-and-doned me. then when I visited the high school on fall break of my freshman year, sister girl shot me a cold, hard look and turned away. I then realized I had fucked up big time.

hedge could have hit Lucy Foreman, who had pendulous breasts and was cool in a street-smart way. but her brothers both ended up murderers and she had rotten, ham-hock-stuck-in-the-molars bad breath.

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:15 am

She was probably just pissed that she lost her virginity to a guy with a tiny dick.

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:18 am

well, I must not have been her first then. how did you get to NC when you were 14?

Jungle Rat · Post by **Jungle Rat** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:39 am

Moped

Saint · Post by **Saint** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:13 am

you've come full circle

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:56 am

whoa...whoa...whoa............whoa

let me get this right

you had a hot vanessa williams looking black girl into fucking you and your move was to hit it once and not ever call her again as a pimple faced teenager? ( a gullible virgin no less who would also buy your lunch every day for the privilege of you boning her)

Thomas Jefferson wrote the motherfucking constitution just so you could do that !

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:45 am

She was hot but Stu was in fear of what his racist pappy would say if he found out he was banging a black girl. But Shawna was mostly white anyway, she had blue eyes IIRC. Vanessa Wms is a good comparison...

eCat · Post by **eCat** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:50 am

of course racist pappy would look at her walking away saying ''damn, that is fine"

I'm not sure how my dad would have reacted to me with a black girl, but my dick has a parental override mode.

My mom told me I couldn't date Jackie Davis, a freshmen girl with size D titties and the halter tops to prove it because her sister was the town whore, I listened to her and next thing I know Lee Glisson, her 22 year old bf is telling me how Jackie is into anal.

Never again.

I'm not even sure if that story is relevant to the conversation but all I know is I'm really pissed at my mom right now.

hedge · Post by **hedge** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:38 am

That kind of story is always relevant in here, irregardless of the ostensible topic...

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