Uncle Bud
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Re: Uncle Bud
Have them fix it but you ask them to throw in like a 3 year extended warranty on it or something like that.
Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I ain't taking shit back, they can come get it.
I not sure its worth the hassle of me showing my ass, especially when my heart really isn't in it.
I already had to get in the face of some emo kid at Best Buy last week.
Continually doing that can't be healthy
I not sure its worth the hassle of me showing my ass, especially when my heart really isn't in it.
I already had to get in the face of some emo kid at Best Buy last week.
Continually doing that can't be healthy
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
First, get your wife to do it. Second, please elaborate on getting into the face of the emo kid...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Where the fuck is Auggie when we need him? Is there a porn convention in Vegas this week or something?
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Re: Uncle Bud
believe it or not its rare for me to lose my cool with anyone. The last time I unloaded on someone was years ago and that was on the phone to a credit card company that fucked up my credit and lied to me about it.
the story isn't worth telling really - this kid thought that if an item was on clearance then I shouldn't be upset that I got a display model in a box missing all the parts that made it non-functional.
somewhere in the midst of my 3rd trip back to the store I explained to him the difference between clearance and "as is" , fuck that noise and him not being smart enough to poor piss out of a warm boot.
I was so mad I was dizzy afterwards
I did notice something in a kind of a floating above my dead body surreal moment. In the middle of me showing my ass tirade I was also thinking at the same time..wow, nobody fucks with you when you are crazy and may just punch them in the face. That little shit just stood there and took my abuse with fear in the one eye he had that wasn't covered with black hair.
the story isn't worth telling really - this kid thought that if an item was on clearance then I shouldn't be upset that I got a display model in a box missing all the parts that made it non-functional.
somewhere in the midst of my 3rd trip back to the store I explained to him the difference between clearance and "as is" , fuck that noise and him not being smart enough to poor piss out of a warm boot.
I was so mad I was dizzy afterwards
I did notice something in a kind of a floating above my dead body surreal moment. In the middle of me showing my ass tirade I was also thinking at the same time..wow, nobody fucks with you when you are crazy and may just punch them in the face. That little shit just stood there and took my abuse with fear in the one eye he had that wasn't covered with black hair.
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
"I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!"
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Re: Uncle Bud
Even Stu can't write a better story about a fridge.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Stu is rapidly approaching a Hoss-like level of girth, however...
I want someone's ass blistered in the middle of Thanksgiving Square.
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Re: Uncle Bud
cuckoo
Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.
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Re: Uncle Bud
I love the "This is awkward" last line of that - lmao
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Re: Uncle Bud
I just hope it wasn't the victim who wrote it.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Didnt even consider that - all the more awkward
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Re: Uncle Bud
Anybody seen Red Tails?
My son wanted to see it - it was better than I thought it would be.
Bubbles and Michael from the Wire had supporting roles.
My son wanted to see it - it was better than I thought it would be.
Bubbles and Michael from the Wire had supporting roles.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Is that FB page really true?
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Re: Uncle Bud
1. Karen - Yes, it's true.
2. Doc - Didn't see it...just had a conversation with my wife this past weekend that I would try to see it. I am impressed by George Lucas' effort to get the movie made. I want to give my money.
I heard it was okay, not earth shaking, but good.
2. Doc - Didn't see it...just had a conversation with my wife this past weekend that I would try to see it. I am impressed by George Lucas' effort to get the movie made. I want to give my money.
I heard it was okay, not earth shaking, but good.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
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Re: Uncle Bud
Bklyn wrote:1. Karen - Yes, it's true.
2. Doc - Didn't see it...just had a conversation with my wife this past weekend that I would try to see it. I am impressed by George Lucas' effort to get the movie made. I want to give my money.
I heard it was okay, not earth shaking, but good.
I agree with that review.