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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Cats rule » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:59 pm

eCat wrote:first the helms title nonsense and now this. UNC is the most insecure program in the nation. You guys claims 49 All Americans. From Catspause....

"I was doing some college basketball research this morning, and I had a chance to take a look at the current 2011-12 North Carolina Yearbook (media guide). This is an official publication from the University of North Carolina Athletics, by the way.

Anyway, in their section on "All Americans", they list players named "honorable mention" in their total. That's hilarious, as the very definition of being named "honorable mention" is that you got close, but didn't quite make it.

For future reference, here are the players merely named "honorable mention" that UNC tries to use to inflate their total:

George Lynch
Derrick Phelps
Ademola Okulaja
Ed Cota
Wayne Ellington"
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:26 pm

We have more NCAA titles in the past 30 years than UK. Twice as many, actually. I can live with that...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:06 pm

I have twice as many systs on my ass as I had 6 years ago. Should I brag too?

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:08 pm

depends on your audience.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:04 pm

Considering the activity here, its going well above expectations.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Hizzy III » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:02 pm

There are way too many teams in Div-1 that simply don't know how to close out games. Minnesota's bedshit last night wasn't so much stunning as it was painful. Give credit to Iowa, though. They clearly lack for much in the backcourt but they worked the backboards a ton and was able to suck a little less than the Gophers down the stretch.

Same goes for Wisconsin, UCONN, Wyoming... just really bad down-the-stretch offensive play.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crashcourse » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:19 pm

kstate too. led by double digits most of the second half ti;l last 4 min--lose by two

same thing against oklahoma saturday--stupid point guard keeps fouling out. bubble will burst on this team

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sat Feb 04, 2012 8:37 pm

Good win by the Heels today. Maryland always seems to get up for the big games. We haven't won up there in forever. Glad to see us hang in there and put it away at the end. We're finally starting to show some toughness. About time. We still need to build on this, but if we can keep this attitude, I think we have a decent shot to make the FF...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:07 pm

This is by far the best Kentucky team since 1996. It will be a tragedy is this awesome Kentucky team does not win the national championship.

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Post by Hizzy III » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:50 pm

UNC should beat Maryland anytime/anyplace this season. Granted, Hedge is right in that the Terps tend to get up for big games, but they don't really have a go-to guy this season and, at least as far as I can tell, their bench is insignificant.

Glad to see Florida beat a quality team at home. Earlier this season, the Gators seemed to do just enough to lose. Maybe they're maturing.

I'm also looking forward to the KU/MU game--an underrated rivalry. It's too bad CMAC ran off Miz-Screw-KU. I'm sure he'd have plenty to say tonight.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:14 pm

Kentucky was just vicious tonight.

First time I've seen the true killer instinct in a UK team in well...since Pitino
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:15 pm

http://thesportscult.wordpress.com/

nice little blog piece on UNC

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:45 pm

What the hell has happened to Xavier? Ever since Yancy Gates clocked them they lost it.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Hizzy III » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:09 am

Like I said... Miz/KU was going to be a good 'un. A very good 'un.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:41 am

yea that was a fun guy

a bit surprised the ref called a charge at the end. If there have been like 2 seconds left in the game I bet he wouldn't have
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by crotch » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:15 am

eCat wrote:Kentucky was just vicious tonight.

First time I've seen the true killer instinct in a UK team in well...since Pitino

True, eCat....and did you notice the huge number of UK fans at the SC game? ...and this pic only shows part of 'em. Looked like a home Rupp crowd on tv.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:45 am

Cal was on facebook Friday telling people USC still had tickets for sale.

You never want to hear "Go Big Blue" drowning out your own crowd at a home game.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Fifer » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:25 pm

eCat wrote:Cal was on facebook Friday telling people USC still had tickets for sale.

You never want to hear "Go Big Blue" drowning out your own crowd at a home game.
I had to feel sorry for South Carolina. Getting their ass kicked all over their home court, and by games end the majority of the crowd against them.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by sardis » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:35 pm

It's like watching my son's bball games so I feel for those Cocks.

Wait, that didn't sound right...

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by goldenbear » Sun Feb 05, 2012 5:56 pm

UK as a very good team but their weakness is the worse to have in the attorney guard play, and lack of depth there. Lamb and Teague are not great and they have nothing behind those two.

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