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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:21 pm

I would have went to the Knicks game.

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:48 pm

Yeah, shoulda kept the card.
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Post by Bklyn » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:27 am

Yeah, I know that the offer wasn't some full Indecent Proposal for me to bend her over in the suite's private bathroom, but it wasn't worth the headache. I get to see enough games (albeit rarely in the suites) without putting my good night's sleep in jeopardy.

Anyway

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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Dora » Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:23 am

Hey, what's going on here?
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by T Dot O Dot » Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:29 am

tossing the card = smart move
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
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Post by sardis » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:32 pm

At least you guys can keep your asses awake enough to watch tv. I swear I fall asleep on the couch evey freakin' night at around 10:00.

Of course my wife doesn't care. She just leaves me down there on the couch until I wake up at about 2-3 am with the tv still blaring...
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Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Feb 05, 2012 12:53 pm

Fall asleep or pass out?
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Post by hedge » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:10 pm

Bklyn, I think you made the right move, no sense in fucking with a good situation for one night of basketball tix...

Dora, I hope you'll hang out. Rat has already run off half of the regulars in here, we're dying for some content...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by DooKSucks » Sun Feb 05, 2012 7:29 pm

Well, I pregamed by pounding Glenlivet last night, went to the bar, started drinking heavily there, was chatting with a cute little 21 year old and told her that I was going to buy her a drink. She suggested shots, and she ordered Tequila. I can't drink the shit. I can drink just about anything else, but Tequila makes me gag. I wasn't going to be a bitch and turn it down though. I thought I could just chase it with a big gulp of beer and be fine. I was wrong. After fifteen seconds of sitting there, I had to excuse myself and walked outside. I proceeded to projectile vomit everything that was in my stomach. I didn't get any on my clothes though.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:26 pm

Chew some gum and get back in there. Now that you have an empty stomach, you should be able to catch your second wind...
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Post by Owlman » Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:58 pm

cute little? 21 year old
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Post by DooKSucks » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:25 pm

and that is what I did, my friend...

I was cockblocked by her fat bitch friend though.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Sun Feb 05, 2012 10:28 pm

If her fat friend showed up and you were there, the only person that got cockblocked was her, b/c we all know who you left with...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:04 am

When he says little he really means short.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Saint » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:42 am

black beans + Dayquil + dinner from ARby's = one exciting restroom experience at work
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:08 am

You're a professional writer yet ecat writes better goat pen stories about this stuff.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by hedge » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:37 am

Plus you'd think that would be Stu's beat...
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by eCat » Mon Feb 06, 2012 10:40 am

I would never be able to take a job where I had to write for a living. I'd be mortified of comments just like Rats
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by Dora » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:09 pm

Thanks Hedge :)

I really hadn't planned on leaving here. I went to another place online that deals with an obsession of mine & I haven't been able to tear myself away. I don't know if I'll stick around here. Over in the other place, I'm a star. Here I'm a measly sophmore while the rest of you guys have been promoted to much higher levels like senior & mr pissant. But it's a difficult decision nonetheless. I do miss the erudite debates here.
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Re: Florida State Seminoles

Post by aTm » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:21 pm

Dave (Yuuuup dude) is actually the only one of those clowns with any brains at all.
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