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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Saint » Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:06 am

did Cameron Crazy get to watch dook lose or was he at Bed, Bath and Beyond with DS' fat sister?

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:46 am

He got to watch Dook lose. I watched the end with him. It was very satisfying.
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Post by eCat » Mon Jan 23, 2012 2:16 pm

I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by Bklyn » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:30 pm

Amen
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 23, 2012 4:56 pm

Hospitals dig that too. I broke many bones in the 70s doing shit like that. Its part of being a kid. And I never received a trophy just for playing either. Had someone attempted to give me one, my dad would have kicked his ass before he gave it to me.

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Post by It's me Karen » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:39 pm

I was caught up in the helmet craze for my '90's son but he'd have nothing to do with it. I let him go without and thank God never needed one. Oh, he ran into the garage and rammed his forehead right into the handle and a couple of years later fell off a friend's bike and cut his chin up, but a helmet would have not benefitted either spill.

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Post by Hizzy III » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:43 pm

SPEAKING OF KIDS IN THE 70S...

Pap Hizzy: "Well, now what's happened to you, boy?"

Me: "I ran over something with the lawnmower and part of it flew into my eye. [rubbing] I can't see out of it."

Pap Hizzy: "Well, you can see out the other one, can't you?"

Me: "Yeah, but..."

Pap Hizzy: "Well, then finish cutting that last piece over there before it starts raining. I'm not coming back out here today."
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Post by Saint » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:45 pm

lmao

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Post by It's me Karen » Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:50 pm

lmao lmao

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Post by DooKSucks » Mon Jan 23, 2012 7:01 pm

bahahahaha

How is Papa Hizzy doing?
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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 23, 2012 9:42 pm

Hizzy III wrote:SPEAKING OF KIDS IN THE 70S...

Pap Hizzy: "Well, now what's happened to you, boy?"

Me: "I ran over something with the lawnmower and part of it flew into my eye. [rubbing] I can't see out of it."

Pap Hizzy: "Well, you can see out the other one, can't you?"

Me: "Yeah, but..."

Pap Hizzy: "Well, then finish cutting that last piece over there before it starts raining. I'm not coming back out here today."
Exactly

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Post by Hizzy III » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:05 pm

DooKSucks wrote:bahahahaha

How is Papa Hizzy doing?
Other than being occasionally agitated about the Parkinson's, he's doing well. Drives my mother crazy with his idiosyncracies (lays his ass on the sofa and watches Encore Westerns almost every morning for about three hours, constantly rearranges closets and strorage rooms, and so on).
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Post by Jungle Rat » Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:06 pm

Oh yeah, my mom's had it for years. It's almost like OCD.

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Post by sardis » Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:10 pm

God bless Evil Knievel and his influence on us all.

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Post by Hizzy III » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:11 pm

Huffy "Thunder Road" bikes, "green" machines (or red or blue, depending on if you fancied the Hulk over Superman and/or Flash) and Kick-N-Go's...
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:43 pm

I wore my big wheel out. When I got too big for the last seat adjustment, I just tossed the seat aside and used it as a scooter. Eventually mine broke in half.

I always felt that if you made an adult size big wheel that cost like $60, you'd make a fortune
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:47 pm

I thought they did make an adult-sized Big Wheel at one time. It was probably more than $60, though.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:48 pm

I didn't have a Big Wheel. I think those came after me. We played army with rocks, pine cones and sticks.
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Post by eCat » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:49 pm

AlabamAlum wrote:I thought they did make an adult-sized Big Wheel at one time. It was probably more than $60, though.

I probably discovered girls by then
I like the stinky pinky but only up to the first knuckle, I do not want a GD thumb up there--I've told her multiple times and I always catch her when she tries to pull a fast one---it's my butthole for Chrissakes I'm gonna know--so cut out the BS.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:50 pm

Speaking of you and girls, I told my wife your peppermint penis story. She laughed until I thought she was gonna pass out and then said, "Men," and walked away.
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