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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:15 am

Right after he hit the 3, one of the announcers started moaning like a porn star nailing their money shot, all over Coach K's face..
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:16 am

"You have the attention span of a crack head. What about Newtimer hedge? Or did you already forget the question? Take your time."

I don't need to follow up. I can tell by your reaction that Newtimer defeated you. Badly...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:44 am

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:12 am

Yep. He sure did. Glad to see he's still around giving me the business.

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Post by BigRedMan » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:11 am

LMAO @ Hedge's photo. That is awesome.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Hizzy III » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:08 pm

Yeah, that was pretty good. Love the suit that Snoop decided to wear.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Sun Jan 22, 2012 12:11 pm

Snoop is quite the entrepreneur. He is set to release his own line of "fine" cigars. I was excited to try one until I found out that they were going to be cigarillos at 2 for $1. Despite my disappointment, I bet he makes a fortune on 'em.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:12 pm

After a rocky start - Coach Colvin has the Noles playing some good ball.

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Post by Hizzy III » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:20 pm

Coach Colvin?
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Post by Dr. Nostron » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:21 pm

Leonard Hamilton is a dead ringer for Bunny Colvin from the Wire. Ron Mexico dubbed him Coach Colvin.

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Post by Hizzy III » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:43 pm

I never really got into the wire so I missed the reference. If Chi McBride (Pushing Daisies, Boston Public, etc) plays this Colvin dude, then I get it. They resemble each other a little, I think.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by hedge » Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:10 pm

"Despite my disappointment, I bet he makes a fortune on 'em."

Ironically, your disappointment has usually been a harbinger of declining fortunes, at least for the waitresses in the restaurants you patronize...
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:23 pm

hedge wrote:Right after he hit the 3, one of the announcers started moaning like a porn star nailing their money shot, all over Coach K's face..
Heh. That made me laugh more than it probably should have.
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bunny colvin

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Bklyn » Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:42 pm

Still mad they shat on his pension.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:04 pm

Who's Ron Mexico?

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Post by Bklyn » Sun Jan 22, 2012 7:36 pm

Did you run him off too?
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by eCat » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:09 pm

Dateline is doing a story on Ryan Widmer. (local guy whose wife drowned in a bathtub and had 3 trials before he was found guilty)

I used to think he was innocent.
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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:33 pm

Bklyn wrote:Did you run him off too?
That was hedges fault. I never really paid attention to Mexico. I always got him confused with that juaquin guy. I still can remember Mexicos name before he changed it. I do remember though one of those two killed their wifes horse.

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Re: Ostensibly Hoops

Post by Jungle Rat » Sun Jan 22, 2012 9:37 pm

e, I still do. All my trouble was with Hamilton Township and Warren County. A total fucking joke of two systems.

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