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Post by Dr. Strangelove » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:42 pm

Seems factual to me. Nick woke up and realized that, for the 6th year in a row, he had made more promises than he could keep, so he had to pull commitments. Naturally the kid with an injury is at the top of the list. Nothing personal, son, but this is business.

Not that I expect sympathy from dear Old Nick. This is a guy, after all, who stepped over a convulsing player having a seizure without a word, as a way of telling him to "man up".
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 16, 2012 8:46 pm

Yeah, you're pretty much a moron.

But, hey, make up some more fiction. Whatever helps get you through the night.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:49 pm

Yeah, you're pretty much a moron.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Mon Jan 16, 2012 9:59 pm

"Man I did not DECOMMIT from Alabama!! For everyone who wanted to know. I hate when people twist my words up. Coach [Saban?] was upfront from the beginning. Told me nothing was guaranteed.
The step over a convulsing player thing never happened.


It's easier to hate and assume the worst than to check your facts. The libel and slander spewed in:re Saban is shocking.
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Post by GBJs » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:21 pm

Good for the kid. I hope he gets picked up by a school who has room. If he wasn't OK with waiting until 2013 I can't blame him. But it's not like Saban let him enroll at get ready for class such as Lester.
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Post by GBJs » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:24 pm

BTW AA, ESPN now reporting Nussmeier as OC...not sure how that's gonna work. His name is too hard to pronounce.

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Post by Professor Tiger » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:51 pm

Nussmeier? Isn't that this guy?

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Post by Jungle Rat » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:27 pm

Leave DSL alone. He's a suckeye fan. He doesn't know any better.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:19 pm

This is pretty funny, and totally in character:

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Post by GBJs » Tue Jan 17, 2012 9:56 pm

idiocy doesn't prevent you from buying a ticket to the game, or, just loitering in the streets.
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Post by puterbac » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:10 pm

He's gonna get charged. LSU fan has already got a lawyer.

I don't see this as a sex crime though.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:32 pm

Throw him in jail.
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Post by GBJs » Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:00 pm

Actually, leave him in the NOLA streets and let things work themselves out.
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Post by Professor Tiger » Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:28 pm

He can share a cell with Updyke.
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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:25 am

Another Updyke mention in a post by prof?


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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:10 am

Did somebody declare a moratorium on mentioning Updayke?
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Post by Hacksaw » Thu Jan 19, 2012 11:32 am

As long as there is a Bama fan left to hear it, I will never stop mentioning Updyke.

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Post by AlabamAlum » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:12 pm

There is no moratorium. However, I will continue to poke anyone who runs this into the ground. It loses any semblance of humor after a few months. It's like mentioning the Felonious Four who did the armed robbery at Auburn. Mentioning that all the time for months and months is moronic.
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Post by The Gray Ghost » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:35 pm

on that subject, does anyone still have a picture of the Moronica?
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Post by Professor Tiger » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:48 pm

AA,

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